Just sitting here, scratching my balls and winding down the year. Am breaking the rule never to drink in the mornings - for the next 20 days am working half-day, drunk.
Looking back, 2015 is probably the year I’ve had the least pussy, largely because I wasted like six months going after The Fish. Stupid me, all I got were barbs and bites. Should have known better, really, moved on quickly.
Financially, 2015 has been so-so. Kusema na kutender, but the gava cash crunch that lasted 6 months almost did us all in. Na unajua kama tendapreneurs are doing badly, enterpanuas too suffer. The whole economy really.
So, a 50-50 year for guka. I don’t know whether am gonna score @Akeelah in the remaining 20 days, but I intend to end it with a bang.
Guka, sasa kama bado unatafuta kuma na unashinda ukisema population control, watu wasizae kama panya etc. Ni nini mbaya? Si uendee vasectomy mara moja.
I know you are breathing a sigh of relief through all your orifices, but not too fast, the year is still not over yet and full of possibilities. You could trip over your catheter and die.
Anyway, got laid, fished my diploma, got a raise, got laid, first year masters nearly complete and did I mention I got laid?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aviator are you for real?
Nos 4 through 9, God, what kind of twisted, ferked up life are you living? Yaani your hazi and son have been banging the maid, then you took it all out on the poor dogs?
And that thing about not missing your relas, damn, what kind of a cold-hearted bisch are you? To you kids are burdens? Your old dad is burden? Damn, you are selfish witch!
…oooh 2015…its been tough…from losing Jimmy, to losing my sister: These are some of the events i am yet to get over…but all in all i thank God every day…