Willis the word Guok

In one of those rare and far between days I surf TV news, I regrettably hit the jackpot of crappy media cerebral palsy that passes for TV channel, KtNews. I can’t be certainly sure that is the station, it might be any of the dozen a dime gutter press broadcasting houses that predate the pulmagation of our activist costi-tui-tion. Be that as it may, whatever the outfit, one pig all pigs, they have this program where they bring live, on national television, a phsycho from some lakeside who is rather far righted in phonetical correctness.
The quack, a Mr Willis the word Guoks or som’ing, full of himself, all wrapped in a pair of white, no , pearl white, not that, brilliant white, not quite, of white, yet thats it, off white earphones, staring at the camera like muite consulting the future, attempts but fails miserably to sound refined in Spoken English.
I say failed because, no one in his right mind, even on his cups, could make any conversation sounding that stupid… Not even the English, the silly island people of wild Germanic heritage, who we all know are worst at their mother tongue. That besides, this Willis pretender to the throne, will pick a word that is as common as Heir, and twist it so much, that one, even so sure of the word etymology, would be left crutching at straws to make heads or tails. On the other hand, the anchor who is sounding more and more like a moose on child pains in admiration of the Word masterly, is all over the screen trying to sound uninformed on a language on whose proficiency she was hired. By now, you are wishing for an 9.5 Richter scale Earth quake or planning to blind yourself with blunt objects. Thankfully, this Taiwanese torture lasts all four minutes then they unfold their half-baked journalists on location for some live update that sounds more like a Bonobo learning Mandarin in Hindi taught by malnourished Mongolian whore on drugs. After watching, you are left with a real and urgent urge to confess to a nun or jump off a cliff.
Nice week ahead sponsors, Es and Elders. NV, and Vs, go hang

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What do you have against KTN and Willis or is it Willys in particular. Regarding the anchor,I might conclude that after calculating your chances of ever getting her into the fujo and realizing that they are 0,you decided to just to hate on her (along the lines of ona ti meru)…

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Hehehe. Wewe jamaa wa Across the Crik, tulia bro. Btw, niliona kama uko Na branch hapo Swaleh Nguru, spaki. Sema Ngwe nikuje kesho

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Cheza chini kakabraza… Time ya invite iko on the way.

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Zingine tafuta mwenyewe

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Nice work bro.

Even if I passed both my primary and secondary English exams, I don’t think much of people who pretend to be English gurus. We are East African, aisee. Not British.
Kwanza these presenters of today who force accents! “IRON SHITS” instead of “IRON SHEETS”! What happened to kina Kasavuli, etc., who’d read news effortlessly?

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He he he…,a good week too bro

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Habari M4

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VE hapo umebonga though umemada osungu. Umechapa Willis kwa game yake.

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Hehe. Not to be that guy but its Willice.

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:eek: :eek: Aty whot?

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The wordmaster would be offended with having his name not spelt correctly.

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Nobody likes his name spelt or pronounced wrong.

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Cheza chini bro ukiongea hivo tena kuhusu B tutakosana. But huo jamaa atolewe anafanya B kanachekacheka inaniumisa roho jamani. Knockknock knocking on heaven’s door[ATTACH=full]114329[/ATTACH]

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Too mainstream, we have the likes of Anita Nderu and that other fat Kiss 100 presenter with all manner of fake/forced accents.

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If photoshop,filters,make up and lighting were removed from the equation,would you still knock knock knock on heavens door? @Koolibah

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The Phonetics ninja is just plain stupid, hakuna vile nita tamka kingoso vile yeye hutaka, thats bullshit. We are African, accents are a must bana

As for the lady, we dont talk much about has beens. Her time is Up!

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Yes. The bodey ssebo the bodey
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Cheza chini ya maji bro