Wife Material

[Hunter_Xp]

Huyu hawezi kukuitisha ati pizza , croissant nini nini… Dame low maintainance.
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value for dowry.

ps: ain’t in any way objectifying women, its just for fun and fun alone.

[Ice_Cube]

sometimes reasoning ya madame kama hawa can make you hit the roof but kila mtu na taste yake

[Hunter_Xp]

@Ice_Cube

sometimes reasoning ya madame kama hawa can make you hit the roof but kila mtu na taste yake

:D:D:D… naskia kuna mwingine alitupa mtungi ya gas ati juu imeisha! sijui ilikuwa purr ama nani na hiyo hekaya…

[wandengenge]

@Ice_Cube

sometimes reasoning ya madame kama hawa can make you hit the roof but kila mtu na taste yake

@Hunter Xp

Huyu hawezi kukuitisha ati pizza , croissant nini nini… Dame low maintainance.
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value for dowry.

ps: ain’t in any way objectifying women, its just for fun and fun alone.

heheee only with time n u will c her true colour.

[Ice_Cube]

@Hunter Xp

:D:D:D… naskia kuna mwingine alitupa mtungi ya gas ati juu imeisha! sijui ilikuwa purr ama nani na hiyo hekaya…

hehehe kuna mwingine tulikua tunakunywa kwa bash dame wa iyo hao alikua na a young child, so tukaambia huyo dame ako na a young child jockingly aonje pombe but as expected akakataa since she was breast feeding. Huyu kienyeji naye anaanza kumuambia hakuna shida ya kunywa pombe ati matiti ita grind the alcohol thus making the breast milk safe for the baby ati the boobs work like a cleaner; there was a moment of silence then tukaendelea na pombe

[Liberty]

Good wife. and sweet too after cooking supper for me.

[Hunter_Xp]

@Ice_Cube

hehehe kuna mwingine tulikua tunakunywa kwa bash dame wa iyo hao alikua na a young child, so tukaambia huyo dame ako na a young child jockingly aonje pombe but as expected akakataa since she was breast feeding. Huyu kienyeji naye anaanza kumuambia hakuna shida ya kunywa pombe ati matiti ita grind the alcohol thus making the breast milk safe for the baby ati the boobs work like a cleaner; there was a moment of silence then tukaendelea na pombe

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Koolibah]

huyu sasa ndio bibi. hata akienda kuchota maji kwa kisima inakuanga kwa kale karoom kadogo ni sawa. I will potty-train her mdogo mdogo. hata kadoggy style nitafunza yeye

[Liberty]

@Koolibah

huyu sasa ndio bibi. hata akienda kuchota maji kwa kisima inakuanga kwa kale karoom kadogo ni sawa. I will potty-train her mdogo mdogo. hata kadoggy style nitafunza yeye

huyu tu ni kumanga missionary inatosha ataje mollis

[faka_d]

Ushamba wa mjini sio kutojua ngono,unaeza pata kanajua kupanua mpaka style hujawai skia.zingine out of neccessity juu ya kupeania kwa maize plantation huko mbooni

[bjurmann]

Jina lake nani nimtumie friend request?

[Freestyle]

@Ice_Cube

hehehe kuna mwingine tulikua tunakunywa kwa bash dame wa iyo hao alikua na a young child, so tukaambia huyo dame ako na a young child jockingly aonje pombe but as expected akakataa since she was breast feeding. Huyu kienyeji naye anaanza kumuambia hakuna shida ya kunywa pombe ati matiti ita grind the alcohol thus making the breast milk safe for the baby ati the boobs work like a cleaner; there was a moment of silence then tukaendelea na pombe

:D:D A moment of silence:D

[Ice_Cube]

@Freestyle

:D:D A moment of silence:D

ile kila mtu anashindwa “What did I just hear?” but hamjazoena that much kutoanisha whoever came up with such a statement so you switch the topic mbio mbio

[tm_wa_klist]

Kamevaa skirt ya Chanel.

[WuTang]

@Ice_Cube

ile kila mtu anashindwa “What did I just hear?” but hamjazoena that much kutoanisha whoever came up with such a statement so you switch the topic mbio mbio

Blonde moment.

[system]

ey, what are you doing here? shouldnt you be either at church with the fam or getting your customary sunday pole-polishing on?

[byro]

@faka d

Ushamba wa mjini sio kutojua ngono,unaeza pata kanajua kupanua mpaka style hujawai skia.zingine out of neccessity juu ya kupeania kwa maize plantation huko mbooni

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[WuTang]

@faka d

Ushamba wa mjini sio kutojua ngono,unaeza pata kanajua kupanua mpaka style hujawai skia.zingine out of neccessity juu ya kupeania kwa maize plantation huko mbooni

The keyword is MBOONI. :D:D:D

[xuma]

Shida tu ni ukishakachanua, kanaweza kuwa kajuaji kuruka! @Meria Mata remind me of that song Proffessor Jay and Pheroz sang narrating of the ordeals of this ‘mshamba’ lady who used to put shoes in the fridge.

[WuTang]

@xuma

Shida tu ni ukishakachanua, kanaweza kuwa kajuaji kuruka! @Meria Mata remind me of that song Proffessor Jay and Pheroz sang narrating of the ordeals of this ‘mshamba’ lady who used to put shoes in the fridge.

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