Wife material, who are you voting for

I heard Pastor Lai saying a homo applied to be Omondis wife so I went to search for the show on YouTube, I found girls tweaking. Obviously I don’t watch such but for those who do, who would you vote for?

Final list weka vote yako by liking a photo of your favorite…
Nitapeana majibu kesho saa sita mchana.

Shakila from Nairobi
Caro from Nairobi
Becky from Nairobi
Sharon from Malindi.
Sheila from Kitale.
Kerubo from Kisii.
Maria from Kiambu.
Grace from Kitale.
Mwikali from Utawala.

Maria from kiambu.
Apee hii takataka steelwool kabla riwe riwaro 2022 atuondolee ushenzi!!!

Short answer: None. Wife material and twerking is just a lewd joke

Not really. Bedroom skills are necessary so they’re displaying their agility by twerking to give Omondi an idea of what to expect. I hope he makes an honest woman out of Shakila. Behind all the nastiness she’s pretty brilliant and focused and they’d go places together. Of course he will never hear the end of her escapades but if bahati can weather the hate towards Diana then so can he.

Hehe, I think I’m getting too provincial for the times we live in! But guess what? Real tigresses don’t look it, and never perform for the cameras. Just my 2 cents.

Hapa ni a saint on the streets but a freak in the sheets!!!

I once overheard some women saying the same. That the men who were good in bed were the quiet unassuming ones not the loud boisterous bragadacio types. I guess still waters run deep.

About that, you might know:D

Men know better btw. If your wife is still hooking up with her exe and you are better than him on every level, there’s your answer. He’s better at something and it’s unlikely to be his scintillating conversational skills. Just saying. When I was in campus, there was this guy who was hated by all the guys bcz all the ladies loved him and he wasn’t gym body, he was lanky and he wore glasses and he wasn’t extraordinarily outgoing, he looked nerdy but if you’d spend 5 minutes with him, you would come out of there, feeling so nice and he was soft spoken and unassuming. I am telling you, men know the competition, they hated him and the more they hated him the more the women loved him. So one day he kissed one of my classmates, wah she called us to her room and she broke it down, wah, now every girl wanted to kiss him. I won’t give out his secret weapon but these quiet guys are dangerous. DANGEROUS! You won’t know what hit you. The corky types, you see it coming so you avoid them but these quiet, harmless looking guys will take your wife from under you.

Hehe, I can imagine what happened after you met the lanky nerdy guy

I had a very possessive boyfriend who would never let me out of his sight so I was only salivating from a distance. LOL.

You were greedy.

Interesting observation. For this one, the correct spelling is cocky. Yea, unapologetically so.:smiley:

No I wasn’t. Variety is the spice of life. If all you ate was filet mignon, you would gladly take a change even if it was a hotdog.

English is not my first language. You will have to bear with me. In fact I think the correct phrase is take your wife from right under your nose. I know a few other languages and it is said English is the most bland language. I think German is the worst. Personally I like getting the English interpretation of the Spanish language, it’s very rich and expressive.

"…from right under your nose" is correct. You have an advantage when you can speak several languages. I don’t know either German or Spanish, just a greeting phrase or two. (But I do enjoy the music.)
Word play is always a beautiful thing in any language, if you can master it. You can do it with whichever language you know well, even a second language. If you take words as clay, there is a way you can work them into the “idea shapes” you want. The key is to be understood.

Yep. Alot gets lost in translation though. You like German and Spanish music. OK. Here’s something for you. The first is in Yiddish which is German spoken by Jews and the other is a popular Spanish song. The translated lyrics are attached .

Thanks. They’re interesting pieces. I may have heard the instrumental version of the Spanish one somewhere, no idea where, maybe from a movie. The translated meaning is vague, though it seems like a peculiar blend of witchery and romance. The Yiddish is nice too. I like the bow and the fiddle imagery.
Talking of foreign music, the sound of the Greek guitar always touches a chord in me. Here are two great singers I’m going to miss. They did this funny Greek song together. (Click the YouTube link, it’ll play)