Why you should never marry a woman that never had time to have fun.

Dem kukua kunguru sio mambo na kuolewa mapema. I think ni more of tabia. Kuna kadem nilikua na chukua slices mombasani. Ndio alikuwa amekuja Mombasani for the first time kutoka kwao Voi nikadinyadinya kiasi for three years then nikarudi Nairobi.
Kuna jamaa alioa huyo dem after nimerudi Nai. Tukaendelea tukichat whatsapp na huyu dame occasionally. Sasa mimi sikujua kameolewa. So akikuja Nai ananicall tunapatana nammanga. Nikiende coast pia ivo ivo tunapatana na mkula. So jana kuchungulia IG, naona amejipost na huyo hubby wake ati happy birthday Bae #partyfortwo#rideordie#lifepartner#hubby. Na nilimdinya two weekends ago akiwa Nairobi. Kumbe akiwa Nairobi a nakuanga enroute to Rwanda kuona hubby.She comes to stay na siz wake akingoja hubby atume ticket ya ndege. Hio time ndio Enigma anatafutwa akidanganywa ati ‘am in Nairobi for a short while on business can we meet?’.
Kunguru ni kunguru tu, tabia ni zile zile whether aliolewa mapema ama late.

Hata pikcha ya nyoni hakuna ikisip king fisher onge.

huyu wa kutumia x, for s, very likely

if it talks like a basic, it definitely is. I bet the take away is she looks hot.

Wacha nitafte hio ya IG. Nyoni imeiva viajab

Hawa ni wale wa kuchekesha konkodi wasilipe fare. Unapata amekulwa na msee wa butchery, mtura, mtu wa gas, caretaker na all idlers in the estate.

Hawa madem was skuizi karibu wote ni malaya

Wakifika 39- 45 wanaanzaga kusumbua young boys who they never fooled with in their younger days… It’s a rush to recover what they lost…

Si lazima akuwe mtoto wa shule… Kuna watu hukuwa thick, ile design ukishawatoa ocha ata uwapeleke wapi hawawezi tokwa na ushamba… Wanawake kama Kapot

Huwa wa xaxa swry bonyeza kidude na uingie Boni forest. Ako young, immature, illiterate na atakuliwa virahisi.

Catch 2-2
Marry one who had fun when young umeoa ex kunguru.
Marry one who never had fun hapo unafuga a time bomb. She be in her 50s and wants to go boogie.
There is a thin line between these two.

Blunder za kutomba wasichana wa shule. Hizi ni gani xaxa?

Na hua mnasemanga bora tu shimo si ya nyoka…
Wanawake wote ni makunguru ni enviroment tu ndio huanga inaleta tofauti…

Ni kama ile ya z ya msito @Electronics4u . Hunikatsia deadly

This sort of stupidity is fascinating, have you always been so… Challenged?

A good woman is one who is yet to be caught… They are all kungurus.

Kwani Kidinyi alikufa?

Waembu wako na maneno chini ya maji

Na mwenye aliowa hii kunguru ako na akili kweli huyu ata ni kama hakumaliza shule

The first text is a clear indication of an immature character… Block… delete… repeat in that order

Hapa nakubaliana na wewe … cheki kama @uwesmake hapo kayole na ile khasia ingine @T.Vercetti pale SanFransisco. Bado wakona uocha ndani yao