Why umalaya is expensive...

With 1 K unaweza peleka msupa decent galittos, umbayie chips kubwa na milkshake, uchape kiswahili sawasawa akienjoy meal, then mwende kejani uchape vitu sawasawa
… If u go with 1k to a brothel, it will be gone within minutes after kulipa room unagongewa alafu unaambiwa umwage for less than 10 minutes…Ama vipi wanakijiji…

upusuuuuuuu

And you are thinking the chick fucks you because of chips kubwa? Hehehe…

Women like sex. Many of the women you meet will never bring up the topic of money. In fact even prostitutes do not usually ask for money hivyo unafikiria.

Most women you see in clubs are not prostutes in absolute sense of the word.

It is usually the next morning when you are chatting with the girl over breakfast, listening and laughing over some of her college hekayas, looking at her sparkling eyes, hear her aspirations; it occurs to you huwezi let her go hivyo. You have been to college and you know how it is with some of those girls. You know you can easily spend 5k on useless things like beer and not think much of it. On the other hand you know that she may be clinging on a meagre 1k for a week’s budget. And giving her 2k si hoja.

Mmmmmm …

Herewith the definition of the word PROSTITUTE …
[ …" a person , in particular a woman , who engages in sexual activity for payment …" ]
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Your write-up is definitely from experience :smiley:

:Dwacha kunienjoy

:pIt takes one to know another

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ati galittos?
no no u take her home. food inakam na delivery
if we are meeting… we are meeting at my place.!!
if not just forget the whole thing

heheheee…
1k, wamekula, wamelewa, wametingika, wamelipa mpaka [SIZE=1]uber[/SIZE]

kwa maono,Option 1. Hainanga guarantees,exuses like raining,we should wait to see where this is heading to,its late. E.t.c and once she gets you emotionally invested in her utakua unalipa hadi up keep yake. rent,salon,credo. E.t.c
Option two is more economical in the long ran. its a deal,no emotional entanglements,or recentments as no one feels shortchanged. But kila nyani na starehe zake

Lanyes wako kutuliza boyshaod,with just 5k utakamua,mlewe,mkule na ulipe lodging.Dame atakuletea shida za kwao zote and you just wanted to burst a nut.

@uwesmake uwesmakende leta hio maoni hapa baba

The point is getting the punani quick!! hakuna time ya kusumbuana ati…oh babe mpka saa ngapi?!

WTF… pussified mama’s boy detected

Wazee wakiongea kimya ujielimishe. Nini? Unajidai bingwa kumbe kisuruali tambara. Makende ndogo sana wewe rudi kwa mamako akupanguze mavi unanuka.

someone call this boy’s mum, he’s throwing another tantrum.

nikuache manake kila ukifunua kinywa naumwa kichwa uvundo heri nikikuache unyamae.

savage has a point! a chick doesn’t fuck you because you took her to galittos. real desire is not negotiated. juu ya hii story ya kupelekana galittos, remember there’s only two types of men: beta bucks and alpha fucks! which one do you want to be?