Why "The Opposition" Is Amused By Idiotic Rants On Uhuru From Kuria...

There are days we almost lived on the streets! Oh my! Those days when teargas was the fire that boiled our food and water boozers supplied water for our domestic assistance. We bathed on the streets and dried around the campfire we put on the streets.
Those are the days, both the young men and women of this great Nation camped on the streets as the only option to get their voices heard. Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission had to go for electoral justice to be realized. We then branded them teargas on Mondays and Thursdays.
Things continued getting thick, life was becoming more expensive and hard. Uhuru and Ruto were looting everything that was lootable. Internation agreements were only signed to benefit the Kenyatta’s. Uhuru only agreed to take Brookside to Uganda, allowing Museveni to kill our Sugar industry.
SGR was designed to get to Naivasha, to the Kenyatta’s farm where we would have the dry port killing the port of Mombasa.
Kenya Power and Lighting Company stopped buying wooden polea, so that Ruto’s concrete company would grow.
National Transport and Safety Authority hired all their chase cars from a Ruto company, wealth was to be amassed by any means known on the book.
The milk producers of central Kenya would then be forced to sell their milk at Ksh 17 a liter only to be sold back to us at Ksh 60.
Coffee farmers’ export market was dying and all the Jubilee MPigs cared less. Businesses were collapsing, and their enemy was one Raila Odinga and his militia as they called us.
We in the opposition challenged Jubilee to fix the economy but, we were branded uncircumcised militia that needs to be annihilated.
The currently NOISY Moses Kuria bought hundreds of pangas to deal with us. Our uncircumcised penises were the biggest problem that needed to be fixed!
Jacob Juma who told us of the loot happening with the Eurobond and National Youth Service had to be taken down.

In Kuria’s own words alilishwa mahindi!
Msando was the problem for promising a credible and verifiable election, alongside a young woman who knew nothing about politics, Moses Kuria dumped his body in Karura forest posing next to his car as the lead DCI.

So Kuria should let us be with the rant of a non-performing president. You passed every bill killing the Wanjiku’s without question because you were fixing our PENIS! Sad! We stopped being the economic saboteurs, we stopped being militia, we aren’t demanding nusu mkate. We are helping Uhuru finish the Journey in peace.

By The Politician on Fb.

It is unfortunate this so called man kush peroz failed to use conduum thats why he is such a bloody bastard don’t be surprised as the saying goes kenyan politics is dirty kamwana might chew him forever b4 2022.

Who can forget the arrogance displayed here?.. :frowning:

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Msando was the problem for promising a credible and verifiable election, alongside a young woman who knew nothing about politics, Moses Kuria dumped his body in Karura forest posing next to his car as the lead DCI.

The gift of the gab has always been Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria’s biggest arsenal. But also his greatest liability. It made the former banker MP but also landed him in jail. He has been expelled from school and even ordered to pay Narc Kenya leader Martha Karua Sh6.5 million in a libel case because of his words. He competes with Agriculture Cabinet Secretary Mwangi Kiunjuri in spitting Kikuyu epithets that can even confuse a grandmother who has spoken the language for eight decades. [ 828 more words ]
https://kenyanreport.com/…/moses-kuria-uhurus-attack-dog-t…/
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Moses Kuria, Uhuru’s Attack Dog That Has Turned Against His Master Now on The Loose

Now we can clearly see why some of us don’t care about Kuria’s tribal rants… :stuck_out_tongue:

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[I]Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria has said the only solution to a peaceful country will be the retirement of ODM leader Raila Odinga from politics.

“The only solution to ensure peace in this country is to have Raila going back home in Bondo. Izi zingine ni story(all these other things can’t foster peace,” Kuria said. “Nimesoma hiyo kitabu yote na sijaona mahali inazungumzia juu ya vita(The book doesn’t give solutions on ending electoral violence),” he said.

He called for swift deliberations on the BBI report by March 31.

Other leaders present were Deputy President William Ruto,Senate deputy speaker Kindiki Kithure, Senate majority leader Kipchumba Murkommen, National Assembly majority whip Benjamin Washiali, MPs Patrick Munene (Chuka Igamba Ngombe) and Rindikiri Mugambi(Buuni).[/I]

Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria has told President Uhuru to stop bickering and wait for 2022 so that he can retire to Gatundu with his witch doctor, in an apparent reference to ODM leader Raila Odinga. :D:D:D
Accompanied by Nyandarua Women Rep Hon Faith Gitau, Majority Chief Whip Hon Benjamin Washiali, Chair of County Assemblies Forum and Nyandarua Speaker Hon Ndegwa Wahome and Buuri MP Hon Rindikiri Mugambi Murwithania during a fundraising in aid of PCEA Church Geta, Kipipiri Constituency, Nyandarua County, the Gatundu South legislator said President Uhuru has nothing doing in office post 2022 and like his predecessors, he should retire peacefully.
https://kenyanreport.com/…/go-home-with-your-witch-doctor-…/

More Raila this, Raila that… :D:D:D:D:D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exULqWDWhQk

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