This small hekaya is motivated by @Uncle Best 's hekaya hapo chini about his house help. Sasa @The_Virus loves watching movies. To support this disease, bwana Virus bought a 1 TB hard disk to store movies so that he can have a constant supply of movies series and documentaries at any one time. The virus works in an office which has internet so during his free time, he downloads the said movies and series and then once in a while he comes with the hard disk from home and loads all of them into the hard disk which is then hooked up to his TV.
Sasa on this Saturday, Virusi had come with the hard disk to his office for the weekly fill. Later on he would go to his local to catch the game and then head home. Since he would be drinking, The Virus decided to leave the hard disk at the counter so that it would not fall or be spilled beer on thereby damaging it. In addition, If I got too drunk and forgot the hard disk, it would be safe at the counter since I am a regular. So the virus hands over the hard disk (with its small kacable attached) to the lady at the counter and proceeds to take a seat to catch the late kickoff game.
20 minutes into the game, the lady comes to where I was seated and asks me if I had a plug for a charger to which I tell her no. She tells me she can’t find one and all the available are in use. I tell her ok but I wondered why all this information. After kitu 15 minutes she comes back and tells me that my phone is not showing the light that indicates charging status. I tell her that my phone is not one of those charging and I remove it from my pocket and show her that she is mistaken. She tells me that I just gave her my phone less than an hour ago. I assure her that she is mistaken. She says ok and goes back to the counter. The whole episode is weird but I dont give it much thought since I was engrossed in the game and I was on my second can of Carlsberg.
At half time I head to the counter to get a clarification of the situation. That is when I saw it ! My dear hard disk plugged into the god damn charging plug. I almost collapsed. The people around there were shocked at how I expressed my shock. Immediately I ask her to unplug it and I go to the managers office where there is a computer. I plug it in his computer fearing the worst but luckily the hard disk still functions. The damn lady thought that the hard disk was a small tablet. Very sad.
What did u expect, shes probably a primary school dropout and being behind the counter is the only job she can get in collaboration with her curvy body shape that most drunkards find fuckable esp when tipsy
most likely alidhani ni powerbank. local yangu msee alikuwa ananiuzia power bank ameiba, nilijua ni ya wizi coz. ilikuwa external hard drive, not a power bank
Reminds me of the early days mo-phone zilikuja. An uncle would purchase Kencell airtime from vendors and insist awekewe kwa a Safcom line :D:D:D:D:D:D
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hata digital camera nishawahi ombwa ati hebu nione hiyo phone, juu tulikua wengi na baesa ni ya huyo mama aliniomba camera, nilimpea kwa mkono nikaenda kwa choo kukojoa nikicheka
Good fellows you need to distinguish between foolishness and ignorance, which is lack of awareness of something. Most of us are ignorant of some things because we have never come across them and our lifestyle has never had need for them. It is therefore the height of folly to laugh at someone who is not familiar with a technology they have never needed in their lives. Sorry for pissing on your parade…
When Chief Justice Mutunga gave judges tablets, one took home and the wife thought its a table mat only to complain that the hubby was selfish to only buy one for himself.
Mzee kutoka bafu alikuta imewekelewa uji na smile ya “Karibu Sweety”