Most people think you must fuck a lanye whenever you visit SJ(which is not true). Nway, I am a very disciplined drinker. I take alcohol for leisure and my brand is strictly tusker. I don’t drink more than 5 beers. I can take 5 beers whole night as I dance or listen to music. So jana I went to one of these popular lounges and the rule is lazima sijui ununue 4 beers. Waiters wanashida wakiguza chupa za walevi( i really hate that shit). Let me stick to the legendary SJ…
Hata pekeleee ya taska onge.
Hiyo tabia ya kutikisa chupa inaudhi Sana. I take offense whenever a stupid waitress does that
Huko ndio mnaita base ya high iQ bonobos wa pipeline na umoja zone
Nilisikia Wewe ndio unaenda SJ kukunywa chai na mandazi 8am before uende job.
shida iko wapi? kuna pesa yako inatumika?
u think beer is cheap at SJ?
Jibambe mdau.
Sjai tingiziwa chupa… Waiter namuita nikitaka… Watch how you dress or carry yourself
not about dressing…Hizi upuzi zinakuanga in these lounges…
mzee manyau
Okoka …
Alafu tafuta Virgin … :D:D
Kuna time nilijichocha hivo…ati nimeingia VIP classic just to drink and watch soccer game as i sanitize eyes. Uwongo mbaya…i couldn’t resist the temptations bana. Had to go for a shot after the game. Some curvy gal bana alikaa mbele yangu nikalegea.
Wale hippos wote ushawai post tangu 1988 hakuna hata mmoja that can hold a candle to this one. Azanda kwa kusafisha mecho.
:D:D:D
Nice one. Thick vipoa…kisha unamkula mate na unastick ulimi kwa hiyo mwanya yake ya meno unam tickle upper gums.
Enyewe uko disciplined. Tusker 5 ni around same alcohol content na quarter ya general Meakins at 5 times the price. Vile najijua ningebuy quarter tatu
Condacts pris :D:D
Usijaribu kuweka umoja league ya pipeline.
Tembea pipeline 1 day kukinyesha u tell me if u will ever go back there again
Mzee Mashavu seems you’ve gone SJ so many times and I think now literally all lanyes, waiters, waitresses, cashiers, cooks, bouncers, and DJ know you. That you can sip only 5 bottles of Tusker means you value remaining sober and socializing with the rest around you. Swali langu! All these people I mention, how do you deal with their demands for favors…wengine wakidai beer, wengine maji, wengine fare ya kwenda home juu all night hawajauza pussy. Like, how do you balance between socializing and sharing with others? Don’t tell me you never buy anything for anyone. Again, you may go there and not fuck, but still hang around with a lady…you buy for her? What happens when the lady is gone and a new one comes in? You buy for the new lady too?