Any woman in a club ni WA mchele.talking as a victim Mimi nilisare Doo yangu na nikamove on hakuna haja ya kufwatilia, kitu ya maana nikuwacha clubbing ama pombe.
I know that guy. Anaitwa Joram Otoyo Kothbiri Onditi Jr @Swansea.
Nugu inaishingi Maryland. The fool went out to drink solo akifikiria Kenya ni kama huko Maryland.
Kunguru approached him and asked “Babe si you buy me and my friends some breakfast?”
Nugu akapindua kichwa kuambia waiter alete drinks na nyamchom. Hapo ndio nugu ikawekewa mchele kwa Guinness.
Si mnajua mchele ikiingia kwa system unakuwa kama zombie? Yaani you take orders subconsciously.
Nugu ikapeleka majambazi home kwake South B. On the way kunguru ikachukua Mpesa balance, fuliza, Mshwari, Tala, Branch na OKash Loan kwa simu ya Otoyo. Kufika home kunguru na mabeshte wakanyakua electronics kama zote za Otoyo. Hadi socks na ngotha za Otoyo.
Saa hiyo Otoyo amedoze kwa sofa kumbe hao imefagiliwa.
Unaezaje kua umetoka majuu with that much money unaongelesha even such a basic (understatement) bitch. Ingekua mimi if you are not a 9 or 10 hata siezi breathe in your direction
swali ni moja hizo possession zote worth half a million plus unafanya nayo nini 1824 solo ? very stupid kenyan.
club kama uko na pesa always go na wingman na Mpesa maximum 10k na mulika mwizi with thao hardcash kwa empty wallet, never connect your MPesa to account . ID always make sure uko na mbili ile latest legit kwa nyumba ile ulisema ilipotea kwa wallet . ukishanunua mizinga mbili 7k hata ukiibiwa thao tatu hautalia. kitu ya tatu ukijua you cant control your lanye wayz and alcohol na possibility ya kupeleka dem kwa nyumba is high kama umedungwa kitu , ALWAYZ give your house keys b4 uende clubbing to a person ushamwambia he should never give you your keyz whether uko sober or not till the next day ainfact asikufungulie mlango yake.
fourth option kuwa na part time wochman siku unaenda clubbing anasimama kwa mlango ukirudi kwa nyumba mpaka uamke umpee sober instructions na asiwai toka dem yoyote akiwa kwa nyumba hata ukimwambia unless aletee SELECTED 4 man vetting committee.
but mchele women should be lynched like armed robbers.
THESE ARE WORDS FROM A FOUR TIME MCHELE TRAUMATISED CHAMPION , ignore at your own risk