Why I Changed My Mama Safi

[Tarantinoh]

@Bingi

eti “laughed naughtily”…napenda sana, tuma namba yake pale inbox

Utamkujia Marakwet West?

[daddy_kool]

sasa mumeniweka ideas kwa head na venye anakuanga smarta…sasa sitawai mwangalia the same after reading this

[Antonio_Mascaro]

@Bantu

Mkamba aki kunyima labda haja skia swali yako vizuri

:D:D:D:DAma uko na kasoro

[Jazzman]

@Yule Karis Black

This line of commenting huwa pale kilimani mums. In short, unacomment kama mwoman

Na wewe ulijuaje comment za kilimani mums huwa ziko hivyo?

[satan]

@Chifu

Kuna mama nguo ashaikuwa dry fly material? Sjaiona though. Nice narration.

Typical Nyerian

[Ole_Wenu1]

Cleaning ladies are a no, no, that’s how the whole neighborhood knows you are a hopeless skirt chaser.

[system]

@satan

Typical Nyerian

niaje saitan…let temptations nione kama nimeokoka ya kutosha, niiko k wa local yangu.

[Grundy]

@pimpin5000hoes

It was a cool Friday, partied the whole night, si unajua when you just get with the boys and have a beer without pressure mob ya madame mkiwatch ball, go to house number 48, do our thing, go have a last one na mnaambiana kutenderesa. .
So anyway, i woke up the next morning hangi mbaya and decided to go out and have a drink nipunguze hangi na tudame tuwili hivi twa campo kwasababu my then girlfriend, Nduta tulikuwa tumekosana singemwita tuchill. Going through my clothes i realized, i didnt have anything to wear coz my clothes hadnt been cleaned for about a month and a half or so and Nduta usually sorts that out.
I decided i go buy clothes for that day but then again, how long would i continue the trend? Nikaona wacha tu nitafte mama safi. Now, if theres anyone who knows my complete sexual history would have to be Agnes. Agnes has always cleaned my house and clothes for me so akikaakaa bila kuja ananiuliza whatsup? Namwambia nilipata mtu wa kuunda boma. Tukikosana , Agnes resumes her former responsibilities. It was ride and die for me and Agnes. Agnes, has arguably met more of my girlfriends than my boys.
Nikachukua simu nikampigia. “Hello, Sasa Agnes, unaendelea aje?”
‘Niko salama tu, kuendelea na kazi. Na wewe na Nduta?’ (She had met Nduta before when Nduta hakuwa ameanza kushughulika, it was also her way of knowing kama nimepata mwingine)
“Tuko salama tu, kukosana kidogo tu, leo utapatikana?”
‘Ati mmekosana? Huyo msichana ni mzuri sana. Usimtupe si kama yule mwingine alikuwa anakataa kuosha vijiko kwasababu ati ziko na mate ya watu’
She ignored the question.Agnes had a way of giving me relationship advice and unfortunately i had a way of listening. So much for cleaning for me for three years.
" Sawa wacha ntafikiria hiyo maneno. Si unajua kukosana ni kawaida. Anyway, leo uko free?."
‘Wacha nimalizie kitu hapa nikuje, 30 minutes.’
So i decided to chill while i have a drink. Took a glass and poured myself a chilled whisky. Sank in the sofa and put on nat geo, am a sucker for this channel. In kindu 20 minutes the two double shots, tuziite quadro shots, zilikuwa zishaamsha za jana. Then i had the bell. Kufungua gate , nikaona ni Agnes. Nilijua nimelewa when halfway through the greeting, i noticed i was hugging Agnes. She just stood there too shocked to reciprocate.
To kill the awkwardness, nikamwambia niliona kutoka leo ntakuwa nahug watu kwasababu sijui kule mikono zao zimetoka. Akapasua. We went to the house and she started cleaning. While she washes clothes i usually just watch akianza na nyumba ndio mi hujiexcuse. So nikaanza kunywa beer.
Right after the first beer was when i realized how graceful her cleaning was but nikalenga nikasema ni pombe tu. But hiyo siku ndio nilijua yeye hukamua nguo mara tatu. I was impressed. Halfway through the second beer , i also noticed how big her booty was especially since ilikuwa imepatapata maji. Wueh, sijui ni nini lakini nilimbao. Nikachorea.
We started small talk oh mambo ya nduta na wanawake. She is the only woman i can listen to about relationships. Then i took another beer. On opening it, she said something funny and we both laughed. It was then i realized that even the though her face was not so appealing Agnes had a very nice smile, her teeth were amazingly aligned and white. I knew i didnt want to hit on Agnes but I almost did.
Nikamwambia, “na wewe na unakuanga mzuri kwani hunanga mtu?”
‘Aaaaah, unajua nyinyi wanaume pia si watu wazuri sana. Baada ya baba watoto wangu kuniumiza sipendangi hiyo maneno sana.’
By now she was done washing the clothes and was now starting to wash the house. This time, i didnt move and watched her do it. She bended over and didnt seem to bothered with my presence. I didnt see a bending person cleaning, mi niliona mtu amechora saba na haga poa bila nguo akiniseduce so i decied to test the waters. I got up and while i walked i pretended to slip. Huyo mimi nikajifanya najishikilia na yeye. Sisi wote chini puuu!!!
As if the gods were by my side She landed on top of me kabisa. I then placed my hands on her ass nikimwambia pole. Akacheka akaniuliza, ‘mikono zikiwa hapo?’
Then i squeezed her ass akaniambia, ‘ebu wacha niamke tusipatikane.’
Deep down i smiled. While she tried getting up i pulled her again and lifted her dress nikashika haga. By this time my dck was throbbing. As if i was ready, i had my shorts without any boxers so the hard on brought her to speed on what was going to go down and i felt her relaxation. Hapo hapo kwa floor, i pulled her panties off and slid my d*ck inside, i was making another discovery.
That was one of the tightest pussies i have ever entered. By now i was too drunk so i couldnt feel the pressure and pain of lying there on the floor and to make it more comfortable, i was inside pumping away into oblivion. All i remember is that we had sex for a long time but i dont remember how and where but when i woke up in the evening i found myself in the bed naked and everything clean and in place.
I was too shy to call Agnes, so i sent her the money na ingine juu ya sikukuu ya easter. A few weeks later i called her nikamwambia am relocating to another country so that i avoid the awkwardness. Nilihama hapo nikaenda estate nyingine and apart from her exceptional professional cleaning services, i also miss her tight, soaking wet vagina and beautiful ass.

Hehehe…can relate…mama wa kufua huwa anakupata in your most vulnerable state, especially kama umekunywa jana yake and you didn’t get lucky.
Thoughts za kuambia mama nguo asafishe rungu yangu zishai niget but thankfully I didn’t get to ask.

[satan]

@Grundy

Hehehe…can relate…mama wa kufua huwa anakupata in your most vulnerable state, especially kama umekunywa jana yake and you didn’t get lucky.
Thoughts za kuambia mama nguo aoshe rungu yangu zishai niget but thankfully I didn’t get to ask.

[muria.mboco]

@Bantu

Mkamba aki kunyima labda haja skia swali yako vizuri

Aginesi… …heheeee

[Pussi_Signal]

@pimpin5000hoes

It was a cool Friday, partied the whole night, si unajua when you just get with the boys and have a beer without pressure mob ya madame mkiwatch ball, go to house number 48, do our thing, go have a last one na mnaambiana kutenderesa. .
So anyway, i woke up the next morning hangi mbaya and decided to go out and have a drink nipunguze hangi na tudame tuwili hivi twa campo kwasababu my then girlfriend, Nduta tulikuwa tumekosana singemwita tuchill. Going through my clothes i realized, i didnt have anything to wear coz my clothes hadnt been cleaned for about a month and a half or so and Nduta usually sorts that out.
I decided i go buy clothes for that day but then again, how long would i continue the trend? Nikaona wacha tu nitafte mama safi. Now, if theres anyone who knows my complete sexual history would have to be Agnes. Agnes has always cleaned my house and clothes for me so akikaakaa bila kuja ananiuliza whatsup? Namwambia nilipata mtu wa kuunda boma. Tukikosana , Agnes resumes her former responsibilities. It was ride and die for me and Agnes. Agnes, has arguably met more of my girlfriends than my boys.
Nikachukua simu nikampigia. “Hello, Sasa Agnes, unaendelea aje?”
‘Niko salama tu, kuendelea na kazi. Na wewe na Nduta?’ (She had met Nduta before when Nduta hakuwa ameanza kushughulika, it was also her way of knowing kama nimepata mwingine)
“Tuko salama tu, kukosana kidogo tu, leo utapatikana?”
‘Ati mmekosana? Huyo msichana ni mzuri sana. Usimtupe si kama yule mwingine alikuwa anakataa kuosha vijiko kwasababu ati ziko na mate ya watu’
She ignored the question.Agnes had a way of giving me relationship advice and unfortunately i had a way of listening. So much for cleaning for me for three years.
" Sawa wacha ntafikiria hiyo maneno. Si unajua kukosana ni kawaida. Anyway, leo uko free?."
‘Wacha nimalizie kitu hapa nikuje, 30 minutes.’
So i decided to chill while i have a drink. Took a glass and poured myself a chilled whisky. Sank in the sofa and put on nat geo, am a sucker for this channel. In kindu 20 minutes the two double shots, tuziite quadro shots, zilikuwa zishaamsha za jana. Then i had the bell. Kufungua gate , nikaona ni Agnes. Nilijua nimelewa when halfway through the greeting, i noticed i was hugging Agnes. She just stood there too shocked to reciprocate.
To kill the awkwardness, nikamwambia niliona kutoka leo ntakuwa nahug watu kwasababu sijui kule mikono zao zimetoka. Akapasua. We went to the house and she started cleaning. While she washes clothes i usually just watch akianza na nyumba ndio mi hujiexcuse. So nikaanza kunywa beer.
Right after the first beer was when i realized how graceful her cleaning was but nikalenga nikasema ni pombe tu. But hiyo siku ndio nilijua yeye hukamua nguo mara tatu. I was impressed. Halfway through the second beer , i also noticed how big her booty was especially since ilikuwa imepatapata maji. Wueh, sijui ni nini lakini nilimbao. Nikachorea.
We started small talk oh mambo ya nduta na wanawake. She is the only woman i can listen to about relationships. Then i took another beer. On opening it, she said something funny and we both laughed. It was then i realized that even the though her face was not so appealing Agnes had a very nice smile, her teeth were amazingly aligned and white. I knew i didnt want to hit on Agnes but I almost did.
Nikamwambia, “na wewe na unakuanga mzuri kwani hunanga mtu?”
‘Aaaaah, unajua nyinyi wanaume pia si watu wazuri sana. Baada ya baba watoto wangu kuniumiza sipendangi hiyo maneno sana.’
By now she was done washing the clothes and was now starting to wash the house. This time, i didnt move and watched her do it. She bended over and didnt seem to bothered with my presence. I didnt see a bending person cleaning, mi niliona mtu amechora saba na haga poa bila nguo akiniseduce so i decied to test the waters. I got up and while i walked i pretended to slip. Huyo mimi nikajifanya najishikilia na yeye. Sisi wote chini puuu!!!
As if the gods were by my side She landed on top of me kabisa. I then placed my hands on her ass nikimwambia pole. Akacheka akaniuliza, ‘mikono zikiwa hapo?’
Then i squeezed her ass akaniambia, ‘ebu wacha niamke tusipatikane.’
Deep down i smiled. While she tried getting up i pulled her again and lifted her dress nikashika haga. By this time my dck was throbbing. As if i was ready, i had my shorts without any boxers so the hard on brought her to speed on what was going to go down and i felt her relaxation. Hapo hapo kwa floor, i pulled her panties off and slid my d*ck inside, i was making another discovery.
That was one of the tightest pussies i have ever entered. By now i was too drunk so i couldnt feel the pressure and pain of lying there on the floor and to make it more comfortable, i was inside pumping away into oblivion. All i remember is that we had sex for a long time but i dont remember how and where but when i woke up in the evening i found myself in the bed naked and everything clean and in place.
I was too shy to call Agnes, so i sent her the money na ingine juu ya sikukuu ya easter. A few weeks later i called her nikamwambia am relocating to another country so that i avoid the awkwardness. Nilihama hapo nikaenda estate nyingine and apart from her exceptional professional cleaning services, i also miss her tight, soaking wet vagina and beautiful ass.

Hii hekaya inakaa genuine ( if not copied)

[system]

@pimpin5000hoes

Nilijua nimelewa when halfway through the greeting, i noticed i was hugging Agnes. She just stood there too shocked to reciprocate.
To kill the awkwardness, nikamwambia niliona kutoka leo ntakuwa nahug watu kwasababu sijui kule mikono zao zimetoka.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Pussi_Signal]

Also reminds me of a kisii single matha who fell in ma arms seemingly drunk hapo bedsitter za pipu kwa stairs na juu kulikua na blackout akanishow nimumlikie mpaka kwa hao. Kufika akanishow niingie haoni…

Fast forward… Nlivuta panty aside na kumwaga ndane lyk a mboss… Na nkasahau io story :D:D

[Baby_Panay]

Dry fry is risky.

[patohazard]

these are the experiences that sometimes make me feel like I can go back to singlehood but reality jolts me and I remember life is not all about pussy.

[Mlinda_lango]

Wamama wale wanaoshanga hao mukuru kwa njenga nawaonea huruma sana.