Why Do they Do This

Kuna trend mpya imetokea kwa madem. Ukiwauliza mtoto ni wa nani, they claim to know the owner but claim he forced them and so there is no love. Ata mkiongea tu casually without any sign of flirting, they are mainly claiming they were forced. Yani it’s a pandemic, even madem nilisoma nao, are on the same route. Try to cathc up with a girl and suddenly she gives you a story that just seems extraordinary

Yap. They play it down like “wewe usiogope ata hatuongeangi”. Tushajua ujanja yao. Form Sasa ni kukula na kuingia kwa forest.

tomba singo madha na rushia boyz wako mambo ya mapenzi wachana nayo

Come again again young man. What are you saying?

True. Kuna mmoja nilianza kukatia. Nili suspect kako na mtoi venye alikua ka slim kiasi but kitambi extraordinary. Siku moja nikam call aki nishow nipitie kwake. Nika detour place nikachukua vodoski.Tulikunywa vodoski mdogo mdogo tuki make out na yeye nikamvua nguo zote but akakatalia ngodha. Alidai ati hataki ni mmange kama hayuko ready coz ina mremind venue alikua raped akapata mtoi. Kumbe I was right, dem ako na mtoi amewachia wazazi. Hao yake hakuna evidence Hata moja ati ako na mtoi, the way most parents are proud of their kids Maze.

Wale nimekutana nao sanasana hudai ati bf/bwana alikua dere na alidedi accident msa Rd. I’ve never known what this means,

Sijawahi ask dame hio swali…none of my beeswax.
Hata sahile nimeletewa mtoi si wangu…i deal with it but never seek to find out baba baby ni nani.
Sina hio time.

Man that joke is getting old

Ukifall in love na single mother, hiyo ni shida yako sasa. Single mother unakula tu and you forget about her.

Means they’ll be saying this about you to the next guy.