Who knows her............

[system]

@biraru

kutoka niwekewe mchele niliogopa madem una meet kwa bar. They are a bunch of serpents waiting to bite when u look away

Wapi hekaya?

[denis_young]

What was he even doing na mahoe wamechapa hivi…ni kama kununua Avocado imefinywa finywa kwa bei ya ile iko safi kabisa…halafu unaanza kuumwa na tumbo unakuja kutulilia. I rather nipewe basmati na hoe imeiva kuliko ile imechapa…

[vuja_de]

@biraru

kutoka niwekewe mchele niliogopa madem una meet kwa bar. They are a bunch of serpents waiting to bite when u look away

ndio uliacha maneno ya madem, ukaanza mannequins?

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

pahali mellons ziko mchele haikosi

[Shaka]

picking prostitutes ni kama kuingia kosovo, may the best man or woman win

[gashwin]

@vuja de

ndio uliacha maneno ya madem, ukaanza mannequins?

:D:D:D:D:D

na hii marigat ina mamambo…from deadening MCAs to michele…to donkey slaughterhouses…

[WuTang]

@gashwin

:D:D:D:D:D

na hii marigat ina mamambo…from deadening MCAs to michele…to donkey slaughterhouses…

Donkey slaughterhouse iko Mogotio.

[gashwin]

@WuTang

Donkey slaughterhouse iko Mogotio.

kweli? ni route moja anyway…

[WuTang]

@gashwin

kweli? ni route moja anyway…

Yeah, my wife comes from those areas.

[El_Chapo]

@nairobilay

Coz he is the kind of man who wears a necklace

Ulitaka aiite waya ndio utambue?

[epoch]

Lakini sisi Talkers huwa tuna mislead wenzetu. Someone comes here…

1. asks for a good club in a certain town; answer - go to club a, b, or c, there you’ll get good music, nice drinks, na utasafisha macho, p***y is good price. e.g https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/nanyuki.42499/
2. he messed up or he did not like the experience; answer - wewe ni fala tumia akili

Pole brazza, just let it go…all I can say at least he’s learnt his lesson. Soma hii link for motivation:
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/what-has-life-taught-you.42420/unread

[epoch]

@Guru

Why is the victim not complaining?

Also wondering!

[1776]

@nairobilay

Coz he is the kind of man who wears a necklace

:D:D:D:D a pink man

[gashwin]

@1776

:D:D:D:D a pink man

sijui kama ni waistbeads…:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Eddy_Bear]

@slevyn

:D:D:D:Dukiibiwa na maraya ni upuss yako, hizi siku bill ni through mpesa si kutembea na makaratasi kama chokora

There are people who are drugged reveal their mpesa pin and atm pin. These women are sharks! You don’t even have to be a mhanyaji to be drugged once they establish that you look and smell like money you are done!

[uwesmake]

unaitaje mumama dem

[pamba]

@Guru

Wthe victim not complaining?

Victims huwa family people, utangoja mzee wako akuletee hekaya vile alidungwa rice,marafiki wangu wamepitia hii maneno tunaumia chini ya maji ama namna gani gachui?

[Ice_Cube]

@Eddy Bear

There are people who are drugged reveal their mpesa pin and atm pin. These women are sharks! You don’t even have to be a mhanyaji to be drugged once they establish that you look and smell like money you are done!

nimewahi kuwa cleaned my mpesa na ni one mistake tu nilifanya whilehigh. I bought airtime kumbe she was looking over my shoulder and she crammed my PIN.Phone iliibiwa, nikadhani ooh I will just block the line and replace everything the next day.Asked a friend for his phone,called safcom only for them to tell me I only have 117 shillings in my MPESA

[Halfjadhe_Halfkyuk]

Thing

@Some Say

Kile mimi hushindwa ni mwanaume mzima unaingia bar kutafuta ratchet halafu unawekewa mchele unalia victim. Maybe its me because I cant relate kapsaaa.

Thing is that I find it hard to fukuza a chick if she comes to sit at your table, starts these gentle flirt and asks for a drink. Even if I dont buy I still wont chase her. I just lead her on and hope she leaves pekee yake akiona kumekauka. Who else feels that?

[Josto_Bwaku]

@culture

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I just noted that huyu akinipea kwa nyeni nitapata a religious experience