Francis GAITHO - autistic fat man that is paid to spam information that will seed anti-government thinking. He has really practiced his kikekuyu-protestant-preacher speech technique.
Boniface MWANGI - duplicitous middle classer who is used to diffuse tension and divert narrative. He has extensive experience in putting on creative skits to amuse Western tree-hugger audiences.
Sir, why refer to them as ‘Kikekuyu’? That’s not very polite.
The days of tribalism are long gone. Nowadays it’s normal to see Luos and Kikuyus dancing together. In fact, I have fathered many healthy babies in Murang’a, Nyeri, Mucatha, Gatundu etc.
My good man, but ‘kikekuyu’ is not an insult. I’m just acknowledging their proud claim to being the kikes of Kenya. Your body of work in increasing the population of white highland inhabitants is commended. I have only gone as far as giving some of their women tremendous pleasure that they would otherwise not get from their 60kg male counterparts.