Who Is The Oldest Woman You've Over Mated With?

[anon46421834]

@Urban Legend

I forget but one was when I was 19. She must have been 35 or something. I was hustling since 18 years and during that period I used to sell insurance. While I was in Campo I got a call. She introduced herself. I couldn’t remember her. She told me she had just delivered and was looking to get insurance for her child.
If I didn’t mind I could travel all the way from Nairobi to Nakuru to see how I could deal the deal. She even sent fare and some money on top. Great deal. Promising client.
I went to a campo with rich spoilt kids, I was a hustler. We were not the same.
Kufika Nax I waited for her at the stage. She picked me and I couldn’t believe it was my friend’s ex wife. She told me waliachana and she went on to get a child with someone else. She gave me a long story claiming pia jamaa hakuwa na uwezo wa kuzalisha and what not. That she used to like and admire me every time I visited their shop.
She bought a kg of meat which was cooked by her mboch and a mzinga of whiskey. It was what it was. Hit it mpaka Monday and a few subsequent weekends.
She turned psycho and obsessive. Niliwacha hapo.

Unadinya bibi ya beste yako mwenye ametoka kuzaa juzi juzi na unakuja kubrag hapa.Kama bwanake hawezi mdinya immediately ametoka kuzaa,wewe ni nani umdinye in the name of insurance?Wako atadinywa na utajua na hutaweza kufanya any.Omba sana mwenye atamdinya asifyeke kifaranga pia you bottom feeder :D:D

[Micymas]

Kuna beshte yangu walikamua malaya fulani tulikuwa tunaita shosho. Alikuwaanakuja kukunywa biez ya keg. She was a grandma with grandkids and she must have been around 58 juu ata hakuwa anajua date of birth yake.

Sasa towards the end of semester ile time wamesota. These two ninjas approached her wakamwambia waMechangisha 380 bob aende nao shot mbilimbili na asiambie watu.

Siku moja hiyo sosh ilijam nao ikawatoanisha mbele ya kila mtu kwa biez ya keg :D:D. Ikawaita maskini walimpiga shot ya kuchangisha

[Urban_Legend]

@anon46421834

Unadinya bibi ya beste yako mwenye ametoka kuzaa juzi juzi na unakuja kubrag hapa.Kama bwanake hawezi mdinya immediately ametoka kuzaa,wewe ni nani umdinye in the name of insurance?Wako atadinywa na utajua na hutaweza kufanya any.Omba sana mwenye atamdinya asifyeke kifaranga pia you bottom feeder :D:D

Wewe shoga malaya hujui kusoma? Kumamako. Huwezi niambia kitu. Hata wewe bibi yako tukipatana na yeye, I’ll humble you. Kazi ni kuzunguka bottom brothels za 150 nairobi na bibi unamwacha hanging? It’s a weekend go fuck yourself bro…your imagination and hands have missed you.

[Stanmwa]

@Micymas

Kuna beshte yangu walikamua malaya fulani tulikuwa tunaita shosho. Alikuwaanakuja kukunywa biez ya keg. She was a grandma with grandkids and she must have been around 58 juu ata hakuwa anajua date of birth yake.

Sasa towards the end of semester ile time wamesota. These two ninjas approached her wakamwambia waMechangisha 380 bob aende nao shot mbilimbili na asiambie watu.

Siku moja hiyo sosh ilijam nao ikawatoanisha mbele ya kila mtu kwa biez ya keg :D:D. Ikawaita maskini walimpiga shot ya kuchangisha

Now this is legendary.

[LuandaMagere]

@Micymas

Kuna beshte yangu walikamua malaya fulani tulikuwa tunaita shosho. Alikuwaanakuja kukunywa biez ya keg. She was a grandma with grandkids and she must have been around 58 juu ata hakuwa anajua date of birth yake.

Sasa towards the end of semester ile time wamesota. These two ninjas approached her wakamwambia waMechangisha 380 bob aende nao shot mbilimbili na asiambie watu.

Siku moja hiyo sosh ilijam nao ikawatoanisha mbele ya kila mtu kwa biez ya keg :D:D. Ikawaita maskini walimpiga shot ya kuchangisha

@Stanmwa

Now this is legendary.

tunajua huyo beshte yako ni wewe

[rawnut]

@Ndindu

…ll post her pics later.
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at 28 i was banging my 54-year-old landlady. i lived in her sq and she lived alone in the main house. might explain why I developed a taste for wamama.

hii holiday nime panga wamama wawili from facebook, next week kanatamba

[Ndindu]

Elders hapa wamekula fossils kama T-rex

[MzeeWaBoma]

@Ndindu

…Elders hapa wamekula fossils kama T-rex

Kuna jamaa moja on this thread, ameboeka vile aligundua he was the one being hunted, na ni ukweli.

Fossil wamama who go directly after you, unafaa uvae military grade condom. Mimi niliheoa kadhaa vile niligundua what was happening.

[rexxsimba]

@Ndindu
Cc: @Lionheart

Hehehehe …
Trying to understand the term “Over Mated” … !!

[Lionheart]

@rexxsimba

…e …
Trying to understand the term “Over Mated” … !!

Hehehe, I’m sure he meant ever. Still, mating is for insects, livestock and wildlife. People use nicer words to describe humans, unless they mount hapless females like beasts of the field.

[Sio_Leo]

@anon46421834

…nch but am yet to meet mwenye ako na game hio level.

Hauna picha ata ya kisogo?

[123bes]

I was 34 , She was 48. Luo married with 4 children. Had very wide mtaro. She mentioned childbirth as the cause All the same she thoroughly enjoyed and became possessive I had to move on.

[NyundoReloaded]

The older a person is, whether male or female, the more the karma. I wouldn’t touch anything female older than me, couldn’t even hug them cougars.

I do pity the young chilles that I screw around.