*Stolen
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.
The brain said, “since I control
everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss.”
The feet said, “since I carry man
where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss.”
The hands said, “since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss.”
And so it went with the eyes, the
heart, the lungs, and all the other
parts of the body, each giving the
reason why they should be the
boss.
Finally, the asshole spoke up and
said it was going to be the boss.
All the other parts laughed and
laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. The asshole
got so angry that he blocked
himself off and refused to function.
Soon the brain was feverish and
could barely think, the feet felt
like lead weights and was almost too weak to drag the body anywhere, the eyes grew bleary, and the hands hung useless at the sides. All pleaded with the brain to let the asshole be declared the boss.
And so it happened; all the other
parts did all the work and the
asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.
THE MORAL: You don’t have to be a brain to be a boss, just an old
asshole.
Alternate moral: No matter how well things are going, it can all be
shut down by a single asshole.
ENGINEER HIZI NI GANI TENA
In short unasema Javino ndiye boss?
he’s saying that Mabenda4 and Aviator have combined their powers of stupid to form a single perfect asshole…
@jumabekavu tumekubali we ndio Mboss!!!
You can now lift the spell that has people behaving like they are on gun powder infused fangi! Exploding at the slightest provocation.
@admin ndio boss sasa!!!
Hiyo spell kutoa ni kazi buda. Inahitaji vijiko vitatu vya mikojo ya jongoo la baharini na kuku bikra aliyetaga mayai tatu. Wacha nishughulike.
Hekaya
There’s this time I was going about my business in Mombasani and ahead of me was someone moving slightly faster than a tortoise and hampering my movement since we were on a narrow path. I called out to this guy “…hey boss nipishe…” The guy looked back at me n retorted “…boss ni wewe…” In retrospect, this guy understood “majukumu” of being a boss and he was not ready to be one.
Engineer didn’t you protest rather strongly when i alluded to engineers knowing something about sewer stirring? in fact you said it was insulting to engineers to associate them with anything to do with sewers…:)
Perfect summary. These two actually killed it. Dead.
He he he, Sir, what you’re commenting on is stolen.
The only sewer stirring I’m aware of is in the design of physical structures that are supposed to keep you comfortable aesthetically and functionally in your mbirrion shillings house… Well, there’s also the use of the sewer contents to generate green power (a la biogas generation) and fertiliser, rather than using it as “night soil”. Hio ingine ya “boss” sijui coz mimi si “boss”
WE MKAMBAA MCHAWI HII JONGOO YA BAHARINI NI KAMA ILE JOGOO YANGU YA KIMILILI ?
Wewe mriangulo mpussy Jongoo ni millipede dadake centipede kwa hiyo lugha ya mafala mabeberu. Sasa kuna jongoo la baharini.
oooo, kumbe ni munyongoro…my hard disk is beginning to slow down…ahsante bana.