Whispers aka The Son of the Soil

It’s been 15 years since the son of Appepklonia, husband to the domestic prime minister and father the investment and the domestic thug went to be with the ancestors . He was a humourist, good juarnalist, thespian, investor in Ruai and royal pain in the a** to Nyayo.

For those who would like to pay tribute to him, post what you remember about him. Stories, cartoons, anything.

He had a lot of escapedes, whispers and father camisussius (sp), sir itotia, weapons of mass destruction and other hilarious stories. My favourite is “The four moods of a drinker”

@Ka-Buda, @FieldMarshal CouchP, @spear njooni.

I remember his good English which you are working hard to destroy.

:D:D:D it came with the Englishman, I stand corrected! Fixed

Pajero the investment… Sad that the guy left us after some operation on his neck.

The very first whispers I read ilikuwa hapo 1992, 93 A.D. It was during the era of the shopkeeper and the kiosk. Supermarket bado ilikuwa Nairobi, pale Uchumi au Jack n Jill au Ebrahims. Nikafungiwa a bar of ushindi blue na gazeti mzee. Nikarudishiwa five shillings and seventy five cents change. This was still the era of the 5 and 10 cents brown copper coins that kids used to swallow.

Nikadai patco kadhaa kisha nikaelekea mtaa.

Ushindi blue was relatively new na substance ingine ilikuwa inaitwa blue ya kufua. Don’t know if it still exists. Kufika residence nikaona an interesting cartoon on the newspaper wrapping by a new fellow called Gado. I thought the cartoon was more comical than the one’s I often saw done by that other funny fellow called Igah.

Then I also noticed that this wasn’t the page 3 or 4 cartoon editorial. It was a column by a journalist I had heard of before called Wahome Mutahi. After kucheka cartoon nikaamua nisome article nielewe context. It was an old Sunday Lifestyle page of the Daily Nation.

That man was funny. Ali describe pickup ingine mzee and you could actually visualize and relate to what he was talking about. The way he called his daughter investment. … it was new and it was funny. With whispers ulikuwa unacheka the whole week because you know those characters. You can relate with those problems. He was like the first Kenyan blogger. Kukosa sukari, bei ya nyama, being conned, ruthless kanjo, angry wife, subtle political caricatures of the dictator… etcetera.

Gazeti ya sunday tukakuwa marafiki nayo. But towards the end of the decade and into the millenium the stories became a little tepid because the reader knew what to expect. The mantalk fellow was new and fresh. But whispers will always be legendary. ALWAYS!

I read his book Three Days On The Cross, which was based on true events and kept asking myself how much of a piece of shit Moi had to be to torture a playwright and humor columnist. Na washenzi hapa hushinda wakisifu hiyo mbwa, ati heri siku za moi. Fuck Nyayo.
Luckily for us Wahome Mutahi made the best of it, he never publicly showed any bitterness, but instead chose to criticize Moi through satire.

I came across very old magazines from the early 1970s zinaitwa viva magazine. The editor was a young Salim Lone and one of the writer contributors was Wahome Mutahi. He did a story on police kitu kidogo or chai, na ni 1974 and you would think it was written today! Nothing has changed!

One afande interviewed anajitetea, ‘Mimi chai ni lazima niitishe. Nikiona wakubwa wanakula mashamba makubwa makubwa si hata mimi niko na haki niitishe yangu kidogo?’

To write such articles you had to have balls. This was Jomo’s Kenya.

My favorite all time novels. Kwanza the character of momodo

Jomo was the grandfather of korapshon

@introvert has kiparatitis :D:D:D

Yes. She was Pajero, he hoped to cash in. So sad

I used to watch his plays hapo Ngara and Juja.

Bubudiu read in the eyes of Maddo of Madd, Madd World.

Much of my professional life has featured Wahome Mutahi in one way or the other. Indeed, he is one of the people who yanked me off the streets where I imagined I was comfortable as a “freelance” artist, having ditched employment with the publishers of the now defunct Viva Magazine.

I walked into the old Nation House and promptly became buddies with Whispers — as he was known to all. We had a common bond; we were both stone broke!

I knew right from the start that I was in partnership with a serious artist. Wahome, similarly, respected my work. So a formidable team was born in the mid-1980s.

We quickly figured out that we would bore our audience if we carried our friendship into our columns and so presented ourselves to our readers as a pair at war.

Naturally, as human watchers, we took the most outstanding features that we bore in order to “attack” each other. Wahome zeroed in on the size of my eyes and I became Crocodilus Niloticus with several relatives in Lake Turkana and the Tana River. I responded in my weekly composite cartoon feature, It’s a Madd, Madd World, by harping on his receding hairline which I saw as an “airport”.

I would taunt him about planes that had lost their way in the night seeking him out with search lights and trying to land on his balding patch. The “rivalry” made us very popular at the time and some were “shocked” to find us having a swallow together at Rhoda’s (the popular, tall barmaid who became a permanent character in our features. She passed away a few years ago). This is the pub where we also became very close to long-time broadcaster Alfred Mike Mureithi aka Ching Boy, completing the “trio majeshi”. Mike joined in by also throwing barbs at us on his radio show, which we adequately fended off with pen, typewriter and paper.

We painted ourselves as people who loved their drink, but in actual fact, though we did, it was not as messy as we put it. If we lived our characters’ lives we wouldn’t have kept our jobs! It was all tuned to observing society with a humorous eye.

It is Mike who came up with that piece of noise, which meant nothing, but had readers baffled; bubudiu. Wahome and I picked it up and used it as a general substitute for words we were too tired to write. For example, we’d write “he was so bubudiued, he couldn’t get home, the next day he was feeling bubudiu mbovu”.

Readers wrote in to ask what on earth the word meant (they did, of course, understand sentences in which the “word” was used). Finally, our overall boss, George Mbugguss, got mad with us he decided to run all the mail. That day there were only two subjects on the readers’ mail page; bubudiu and the rain-making serpent called Omieri.

Mbugguss asked us to explain in a brief note below the letters and we did, thus, “We are still trying to bubudiu the meaning of bubudiu” — and the matter was put to rest.

Many might not know it, but I did write a couple of Whispers columns, once when he had to travel urgently and once when I had to complete a half written column after he suffered the writer’s block!

One day, at the height of the sham Mwakenya persecutions, I went to borrow a ‘pound’ from Wahome, this time not in the loo. He was writing his column and had done a paragraph and a half. As he was giving me a hundred reasons why he wasn’t going to part with the then coveted blue note, the receptionist rang. There was a guy or two to see him. He went downstairs and we never saw him again for the next 13 months.

He had fallen victim to the government’s paranoid crackdown on imagined enemies. I survived, I’ve been told, because cartoonists weren’t regarded as “much of a threat”. The half done Whispers was published later.

Wahome left prison a year later (he was in the dreaded Nyayo House dungeons for a month), frail but full of life and ready to resume what he loved most, writing.

He was thrown into a scare once, though, when that famous Nyayo House torturer (was he Onyango?) came to the editorial room one day to see a journalist I won’t name. I didn’t know Onyango, but it was I he approached and asked for his friend. I nodded and pointed at the journalist across the newsroom. As fate would have it, Wahome was sitting not far from our colleague and he thought Maddo was telling Onyango where to find him — again! He almost fainted.

In 1992, Whispers and I formed Views Limited with some shareholding by Lonrho. The media company sold articles and artwork to publications with the East African Standard being our biggest client. Our “war” was revived. We also worked closely on several projects at the time.

Times were changing then and we had become bolder in our work. That was the year that saw the then President Moi appear as a cartoon caricature on the cover of Society magazine. It was also then that Wahome re-entered the world of theatre more seriously, appearing on stage and writing scripts. I managed to appear alongside my great friend on stage once with only one line made up of three words to deliver. Since I found cramming those three simple words into my head absolute torture, I “quit” the stage, leaving Wahome to pursue what he was naturally born for.

Whispers also introduced me to Central Kenya, which I now know very well (after Kiboswa City). I met his mum, Octavia, or “Appep”, in Nyeri — the slopes of Mt Kenya — and was introduced to his young family that was staying in Murang’a then. Ricarda, “Thatcher”, turned out to be a professional nurse and I rebuked her husband for having painted a different picture of her to his readers. Another surprise was in store for me. In the early days of Whispers, the Son of the Soil had only two offspring, “Junior” (Patrick) and the “Investment” (Caroline). I met someone else, Evelyn, who was tiny then. She was later introduced into the semi-fictional account by this great writer as the “Pajero”.

We eventually drifted apart with his re-joining Sunday Nation while I remained at the East African Standard though we were to remain friends and business associates.

I found Wahome intelligent, brilliant even, vibrant and highly innovative — one of those people said to occur in a country only once in a century.

The country has suffered a blow. But Wahome Mutahi’s life has not been in vain. He has bequeathed the youth of Kenya a strong and powerful heritage. Literature is what has built other nations and their cultures. Certainly ours will be great one day, and one of the blocks in that foundation will be this great writer and thinker.

I came of age reading whispers without fail every Sunday.
It was one of the selling features of the Sunday Nation back then and @patco I think back then he teamed up with maddo.
Both were a great team running a supposed ‘enmity’ one with his writing and the other with his cartoons.
Maddo used to refer to whispers as kiparatitis africanus while whispers would call him crocodilus nilotica.
Funny guys.

I have been looking for a collection of those Sunday stories from him.Nation would cash in on them by coming up with a book and sell it.Anyone with it.How is Mwalimu Andrew fairing,I think he tries

He does try… but Whispers’ creativity was on another level! Every Sunday, you could catch me trying to stifle a laugh pale Victoria Court and failing miserably… Siku hizi hata siwezi nunua gazeti, hata yale [COLOR=rgb(226, 80, 65)]mandazi moto napitia tu!!

Tafuta Maddo he was in business partnership with Whispers, the partnership may be holding the copyright of his works.

Not Whispers but a little something to evoke those memories:

https://msanii2009.wordpress.com/2010/08/23/a-drink-with-a-conman-tribute-to-lenin-ogolla-by-wahome-mutahi/

Mwalimu Andrew can’t come anywhere near whispers. That guys humor was in a class of it’s own.

Sunday morning ulikuwa unatumua gazeti na maziwa ukirudisha gazeti unatoa hiyo insert ya whispers.

I loved the guy. Is there an online arcuve of his articles