where can i get a certificate.

[Jura]

Op ni DCI anawapima

[Ejlif]

@Rog maximus

f**k off

You’re an academic dwarf. A factory reject. A genetic anomaly soon to be naturally edited out of the gene pool.

You can acquire those fake papers but you’ll never cheat nature. Do yourself a favor and check yourself out if you can’t walk the narrow straight path, otherwise nature will. There’s no damn place for weaklings in this jungle, ask Mufasa. I didn’t make the rules.

[Night-runner]

pamba we know your handwriting

[Ejlif]

@Rog maximus

Hello broders.I planning to go abroad for a job opportunity in Feb.The job requirement is to have a degree in Computer Science from a recognized institution but i dont have one though i have the skills .Its an opportunity i cant afford to lose so i need to knw where i can get a fake certificate that looks real.

Lakini hii nongwe D- material itamulikisha wewe @Administrator. This is downright illegal and unethical.

Meanwhile wewe rogue kijanaa I know for a fact a job that requires you to have a Computer Science degree will be punching way above your weight and you will fuuck up at work, causing yout company losses and embarrassment to all Kenyans.

As a way out, enda piga laps Kiganjo, ufundishwe kushika Heckler & Koch G3 kisha ukuje nikupee kazi ya mngoja kifo. That’s the best you’ll ever be in every possible lifetime in every possible universe. Otherwise najua utakuja sumbua sisi usiku kama @johntez addi gaza msafi.

If all fails kuja nitanunulia wewe kamba. Juha!

[ChifuMbitika]

Kumbe huku kumejaa Kisii forgerers

[Rog_maximus]

@Ejlif

You’re an academic dwarf. A factory reject. A genetic anomaly soon to be naturally edited out of the gene pool.

You can acquire those fake papers but you’ll never cheat nature. Do yourself a favor and check yourself out if you can’t walk the narrow straight path, otherwise nature will. There’s no damn place for weaklings in this jungle, ask Mufasa. I didn’t make the rules.

fuck off !! Go and lecture your grandma and grandpa not me you utter fool! Moron!

[Ejlif]

@Rog maximus

f**k off !! Go and lecture your grandma and grandpa not me you utter fool! Moron!

Ukimaliza kunyesha, sit down and pore hard over what I’ve told you. If there’s a single brain cell inside your cranium, you’ll realize that I’ve just helped you avoid a disastrous career and life.

[Rog_maximus]

@Ejlif

Ukimaliza kunyesha, sit down and pore hard over what I’ve told you. If there’s a single brain cell inside your cranium, you’ll realize that I’ve just helped you avoid a disastrous career and life.

And who sought after your advise? If you couldn’t provide what i asked for why the hell didn’t you just shut up your beak you moron! And infact ,its either your a woman or gay, bcoz no man pokes his nose on other men’s affairs, do your self a favor and get man to fuck your cunt or your anus. Ng’ony meru!

[Ejlif]

@Rog maximus

And who sought after your advise? If you couldn’t provide what i asked for why the hell didn’t you just shut up your beak you moron! And infact ,its either your a woman or g**, bcoz no man pokes his nose on other men’s affairs, do your self a favor and get man to f**k your cunt or your anus. Ng’ony meru!

Nimekwambia mashiro zikiisha ufanye nini? Don’t forget that part. Mashiro zikiisha.

[Rog_maximus]

@Ejlif

Nimekwambia mashiro zikiisha ufanye nini? Don’t forget that part. Mashiro zikiisha.

Ngony meru

[Ejlif]

@Rog maximus

Ngony meru

I don’t know what that means but I assume it means you just had bucket-loads of turds :meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi: for breakfast which would explain why you were here that early in the morning spewing shite.