Just passing and have noted there are very few hekayas from the ladies.
Are they fearful or what? Or simply their lives are just boredom after boredom?
Or they got dark pasts that would rather remain hidden in the dark corners of the heart?
This is an online forum, so nothing much to fear.
Ktalk ladies, leteni Hekaya
@Guru – bring a hekaya about what happened when your employer discovered you had embezzled funds meant for a certain project. Bring the Hekaya about how fearful you were when the blue boys came for you and told you ‘Hiyo ingine utasemea mbele’
@Purple Bring a Hekaya on how you managed to fool US immigration officials into believing that you were an anti-FGM crusader whose life was at risk because of your tough stance against the practice. Tell us how they granted you asylum. Also, tell Ktalk that you left me because you felt I was too rich, too handsome, too caring, too organised and too posh for your liking.
@Mrs Shosho ….bring a hekaya on what you smoke to grant you such vivid hallucinations that manage to convince you that you actually live in the UK whereas in actual sense, you operate a run-down salon in Mucatha that has never recorded a single return customer . While at it, tell us about who supplies you with what you smoke since some of us wont mind hallucinating that we live on the moon.
@Mrs4thletter - bring a hekaya about how mad you were when you discovered your hubby had cheated on you. Tell us about how you had grabbed a knife, only to chicken out. Tell us about how you would add excess salt to food just to spite him.
@pseudonym : bring a hekaya about how you had a crush on your form 2 chemistry teacher. Tell us what happened when you wrote a love letter to him only for him to report you to the principal, earning your suspension. Tell us how your parents reacted and why you have hated that teacher since then. You once told me that you have a crush on me. Tell us how you handle this and the number of times you imagine me taking you out on a date.
@Nefertities Bring a hekaya about the beatings you received from your boyfriend after you groaned the name ‘karl marx’ when you were deep in a love making session. Tell us the kind of insecurities that he suffered, trying to figure out who was karl marx. And of course, tell us how he heartlessly dumped you after that incident, despite your pleas for reconciliation
@Phylgee …tell us about the beating you received after your sponsor’s wife found him entertaining you. Tell Ktalk how ashamed you felt when the woman stripped you naked and forced you to free. Let us know how this incident affected you mentally, socially and spiritually. Tell us about the good Samaritan who managed to give you some clothes. You may also want to regale us with your Hekaya about your drinking habits- that is, why you find it refreshing to have whiskey for breakfast, before heading to the workplace.
@Doltress …bring the Hekaya about when you first discovered you are a dolt. Let us know how you handled the news. Let us know about how you underwent the acceptance process to an extent of accepting dolt to be part of your identity. Educate us on the challenges of being a dolt in modern Kenya. Let us know if we should petition the government to consider dolts to be mentally challenged. While at it, let us know if we can refer you as idiotress, moronress, imbecileress because they all basically imply the same thing.
@all other ktalk pinks……we are waiting for the hekaya
