When your woman has had enough of the house chores and decides to revolt.

Huyu alichoka akaamua hataki ujinga tena, lazima asikizwe. Hawezi kuwa anafanya kazi kama punda!

The thread is a bit long so in a nutshell:
i) she stopped washing dishes for days
ii) failed to empty the dust bin for days
iii) stopped doing laundry and let clothes pile up
iv) i bet ata twatwa alikazia mjamaa

Aparently, things started working after a few days when her man gave in and started doing the tasks himself…

Fellows, what do you do when your woman calls your bluff this way and vows she will not be the one who blinks first?

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Wanunue paper plates and plastic cutlery.

That can never be me …

We know. Juu enyewe Muarabu anaeza ku-castrate hio makende moja alikubakshia. Na aipatie kwa pet lion yake Sheikh Mufasa.

Cant relate

Ukirudi Muchatha kutoka Kuwait urudi na kuma.

By the way kuna kijana alikuwa anachapwa na muajiri wake tu kama wewe. His boss was some type of prince and they were recorded in a lift in one of the very top French hotels. Mjamaa anaokotwa upper cuts na mateke za ajabu. Na bado alidinywa mkundu hio jioni. Baadaye aliokotwa kofi ya kimataifa akazirai.

Kitu ka hiyo dawa ni kutoka uende zako. Unless we have 5 children together and am over 50, there is no way am sticking around that psycho

What the hell? Kumbe people don’t wash their own dishes? Mnasurvive aje?

Shida za maskini…listen a man should work hard so that he can afford to hire a chef and a cleaner so that his wife can live like Queen because she’s married to a king…ikiwezekana pia if he wants to have kids atafute a surrogate and a nany…after all wanakijiji hapa issue ya kuempower bibi like taking her to school or opening a business venture ikitokea huwa wanasema BIBI NI WA KUTOMBA PEKEE…angalia pia evidence from the Bible bazuu kama Abraham na Job had hundreds of slaves to serve them and their wives were super submissive to them it is recorded that Sarah called Abraham “master”…lakini ole wenu wenye mnaoa this generation…niko sure ghasia hapa hata hazijawahi lipa mahari and according to tradition you don’t own a woman as your wife bila kulipa mahari atakosa aje kukudharau…end of rant

Apo bwana ndiye ako na shida… He hasnt been man enouh… Ju sasa kama mimi, bibi yangu hawezi pata audacity ya kufanya ujinga kama io… Ju anajua ni saa yoyote tu anaweza katwa matiti moja na apigwe mateke… Lakini si ati ni ile kumueka na uoga ama kumthreaten… Just being a man

Mimi namrudisha kwa mama yake kwanza. Hatuwezi kuwa ndume mbili kwa nyumba, ala

As a man, vile unazoesha wife ndio atakuwa anakutreat. I totally blame the guy for his misfortunes

She should have been chased like a dog. Cannot be me

Mwanaume kibeti kweli

That guy ndio problem

children:D:D:D
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nikiishi pango them days kuna boy alitupiwa hii stunt,hadi kuachiwa mjunior na khupipi akiingia dunda na kurudi ngware ka amedoze kwa room ya mtoi afte yote.Osband alipeleka mtoi ocha kiasi kisha akarudi na atillery…kula food inje kula lanye ka nanzens ndani na omubibi yuko. shujaa alikwangura wasichana kila aina for a few days huku dame analeta fujo kuvunja madirisha na kutaka kuchoma nyumba.Osband left her kwa windowless house na kuingia juja road gesti moja na kuendelea kuishi ka mswati for a week or so.Omubibi alikua akiulizia ka tumemuona but wapi.Ilibidi anyenyekee ile mbaiya kurudisha osband.It worked.Beechez ain’t sheet just because umeoa yeye,heshima idumu, ama mnasema vipi?

Excuse me? a nanny, a chef, a surrogate and a wife? am I missing something? only 2 things work from where I am sat. If your wife is a housewife ashikilie chores. If she works too employ a mboch to help out. If hakuna mboch, then hubby should do a chunk of the chores too.

:D:D huyo ndo G.O.A.T…

Unaacha kanyuzi in a conspicuous place…sana sana kwa gari. Make sure it’s new and you have the receipt for it.

If your wife pulls such a stunt, chukua vitu zako na utoke upotee kabisaa. She will rue the moment she tried it. Umwache alipea bills zote za hiyo nyumba ukikamua a youngin 20 year old.