When you unwittingly impress

Yesternight I did a very normal thing kumbe it was mindblowing for others. Kuna arif wangu aliniita birthday yake tucelebrate tukiwoch game. Turns out the guy has a bee problem kwa store yake. During my teenage hood maboys tumeextract honey like 7 or so times so ni kitu ya kawaida kwangu. I guess ni perks za kuzaliwa ocha. So niliitisha jamaa old newspapers na nikaingia huko ndani na boxer pekee yake. Ukiwasha magazeti upulize smoke to the bees you will be stung only a few times since the smoke disorients the bees. So nikaingia pale ndani na nikatoa hizo honey combs na kuzieka kwa ndoo. Operation iliisha after kitu 10 minutes tukarudi kwa bash na nilipigwa compliments vibaya sana. Kwanza huyu dem anaitwa Sara I could tell she was smitten laughing at my stupid jokes and really taking an effort to talk to me. Hapo naona naeza pata slices soon. I won’t even mention how the guy’s wife reacted. Lazima waliona mm ni mtu brave ajabu.

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