When you lie on your CV and actually get the job

Wadau, I’m the newest project manager in the kijiji. But I don’t know anything about project management. How do I not screw this up?

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Congratulations @Cloud - you are the personification of the end justifies the means :wink: Now you need to read, both formally and informally, and also get experienced guys who are not sellouts to hold your hand and give guidance. Project management is both a science and an art - you need to be able to organise people and resources, and you also need to have subject matter knowledge depending on the field…

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Hiyo project inaenda kuanguka. Yaani hata sahi chatgtp iko na bado unatuuliza maswali.

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Ingia online class usome. It will take you less than 2 weeks to catch up

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How does this even happen? Do employers not do background checks or check certifications?

Acha kinyongo ghaseer. Hio upuzi achia madem na wamama.

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You are not alone. That is how Kasongo’s appointees feel eg Aisha jumua, Joho, etc.

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How did you get the job? Employer hakukuuliza maswali?

Referrals. Connections ni muhimu

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Mkuu si unifanyie referrals pia banae. Niko mahali mbaya financially.

I kind of talked my way into the position without knowing I was talking my way into the position

Any recommendations on where to begin?

Vitu ziko different kwa ground my friend

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Fake it til you make it

Pia Mimi Santa klauze kuna Jada nimepata thru monkey business and I have zero knowledge of the high calibre managerial post . Machooos Tu . I will bullshit for sometime to break even B4 the contract is scraped up

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Nobody knows anything in corporate management, once you figure that out uko sawa. Shit on your juniors to do 99% of the work and your 1% will just be “color-grading” their output

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Kwani kazi yako haina job description.?

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Lmao you’re totally right. It’s surreal

Ingia Google search project management ya coursehera ni free, set time yako in five days ukuwe umemaliza hizo lectures na utakuwa na certificate

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