Well… hope y’all had a lovely Xmas and mlivuka mwaka vizuri. I have had the pleasure of hosting my in laws at my place this festive season(but they are yet to depart). I must say that it is good to have family all round you this period of giving:). So today I wake up as usual and leave the house by 6.30a.m to run some manly errands and leave everybody still asleep. Later on I receive a text from my bae:“Wageni wamesema hawawezi kunywa uji na chapo, mpaka niwapikie chai ya maziwa”. Apparently stock ya milk illiisha jana.
I am yet to reply text ya wife coz I think those niggas need to leave my premises ASAP na each apate two hot slaps na sweep:mad:. When you go to Rome do as the Romans, those values were passed to me by my parents. What was your experience with your guests?
signs that they are getting too comfortable at your place. The smiles and plastic laughs that you have been giving them need to end today
Mostly mimi ni TV. You go to a place or you host a guest and all they want to watch are nigerian/mexican nonesense. Hata news hawataki uone
two hot slaps and a sweep
:mad::mad:
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Time to give them fare to go back where they came from. Mimi kuna mwingine (in-law) alidai hawezi kunywa boiled water eti lazima anunuliwe mineral water, I told her off.
I have this cuzo who akija the TV inashinda E! Entertainment channel the whole day, we cannot even compromise on any channel since zake na zangu ni like day and night. The only thing you are left with ni to exile yourself from your own house mpaka atoke
Hehe:Dpole
Mimi hata simu nimeweka background restriction na 2g ndio wasini malizie bundles
lol @Ice_Cube thats when start faking shit backed up with a bit of the truth! Know that disclaimer they have on the channel? Turns out its for real and I’ve actually seen the flash photography cause seizures in someone. So I have an old childhood friend who also luvs watching E! and she comes around often, so I just told her that we cant watch it at my house 'cause it triggers seizures for ME :D:D:D
I feel guilty but a bisch gotta do what a bisch gotta do to save some brain cells!
Hata simu yako unawaachia? Hao watu hawajui privacy na personal space ni nini. Aargh.
I’m ussually comfortable with doing anything within my means that i think will make the guest feel comfortable,it feels good when someone later says ‘thank you for your hospitality’. what i cant do is compromise on my well being or go way out of my comfort zone to entertain a guest. I believe its the guest to adapt to my way of life and not the other way round
:D:D don’t feel guilty your brain cells should be thankful. That channel can dumb down Forest Gump
:D:DHuyo ni mental case,ungemwambia aende akajinunukie.
I just cant with E! and BET. Its like they actually pry the brain from your skull!
@Yollo who is this even touching your phone? Like, i never go near my own moms’ phone!
Especially to the ones who overstay,na hawasemi wataenda lini
so now you understand why i say that i dont appreciate unannounced visitors?
Hehehehe. In the past before mobile phones became common, relatives could arrive unannounced at your doorstep without prior notice. It used to be very awkward.
true, but old habits can be “unlearned”, yes?