There used to be threads about guys losing their wallets to mtu ako chini ya kitanda :D:D
There used to be this 1 talker who would visit all brothels and post hekaya
Kama hukua unasoma lexicon, hakuna kitu ungeelewa. Elders had to do proper revision. And New Villagers had to go through initiation sio kujibizana na senior elders.
Hakukua na umweffi ya pink handles, marriage advice, tucker tucker ya kuibiwa fare. Brokenness was kept at a minimum. All talkers were birrionaires
Real rich talkers actually commented on posts. Acha saa hii vile wanaview anonymously. Kama sio @Agwambo na wangapi threads threads hii kijiji ingekua finished
The fire used to be momo @Gio⌠na @Female Perspective, then mwokovu Purity Njeri @Purr_27 alikuwa amependwa sana na @Liberty and the reformed âprostituterâ @Pastorde
PIa @Okiya alikuwa na stories wazimu kuhusu tagged. Kusumba flesh peddlers uko. Eggzample:
Okiya: Hey sweetheart you look extremly beautiful in that purple dress
Mwanasiti: Wauu thenks, unasemaje
Okiya: How do you feel about meeting up for cocktails at News cafe,
head over to Trademark for dinner and come and chill at my BnB i
booked for the weekend. It has a swimming pool fyi
Mwanasiti: Mmh⌠siwes mind
Okiya: I can pick you up from where you are but first you got to answer
my question⌠On a scale of 1-10 how tight is your cooch?
Mwanasiti: Sasa hio ni swali ya aina gani ww
Okiya: That really all im asking, is it too much?
Mwanasiti: Naeza sema 3 apo my dia
Okiya: Damn, never mind⌠I only hookup with 1âs. Cheerio!
âOkiya 2 chainsâ used to have a line âama wacha tuâ where he would reel in a woman alafu last minute he changes his mind when the deal imeingiana dem akakubali by saying âama wacha tuâ.
