I bet they’re eternally grateful that America also got buttfucked, because it overshadowed their (France’s) humiliating loss to a people they considered inferior. Uncle Ho hakuonyesha hizi ghaseer meno, aliwatomba sagwa sagwa. At the final battle of Dien Bien Phu that forced them to finally abandon any ideas of re-colonising Asia, the French lost 1,500 soldiers and had 4,000 wounded. The victorious Vietnamese captured nearly 10,000 of them.
Seriously, why is France considered a military power when they’ve been taking L after L throughout history? In the run up to WW2, they would brag about their heavily fortified border with Germany. Within weeks, Hitler’s army had captured Paris. After being rescued by the allies, they received another beating in Vietnam, after which they proceeded to lose the Algerian war of independence. Bonobo za Central na West Africa ndio hu-entertain hawa washienzi.
Anyway, the Americans witnessed French humiliation in Vietnam, and in typical western arrogance decided they also wanted to “have a crack at it.” Penda sanaa.
Historically France has just been week. In Medival Europe France was a force to reckon with. They even invaded and colonised the UK. France also won many wars than any other country in Europe. Napoleon Bonaparte was fierce military leader.
But when it came to guns France was weak very weak. They would lose everything. They lost Louisiana and Canada to the British. They got their asses handed to them by the fierce Vietnamese until they sought help from the US. The US also got the ass handed to them just like the French lakini juu US ni ma umbwa they resorted to bombing innocent vietnamese to revenge the deaths of their soldiers. France was also ineffective in WWII as they were decimated by the Germans in days.
The Algerians gave them a hard time in the war of independence they had to take the nearest ships back to France. The only place where France won was in Africa where of course Africa was lowly developed.
Napoleon put France on the world map. Just like the way Germans are remembered because of Hitler (though Hitler was Austrian). Italy remembered because of Musolini. France is remembered because of Napoleon. After hapo France was a weakling.
And Napoleon wasnt really French. He was Italian. He just happened to be legally French cause the island of Corsica was sold to the French a year b4 his birth.
Infact, his real name was Napoleone Buonaparte but he modified them to sound not so obviously Italian. But he is known to have spoken French with a heavy Italian accent
He had to learn the French language at the age of 10. He spoke it with a very distinct Corsican accent. In Corsica they spoke Corsican and Italian languages he was both fluent in. He reigned wars and invasion in continental Europe. He even invaded Spain and Portugal but with the help of the British; Spain and Portugal were able to revolt against French rule.
Watu wahehishu huyo midget genius. His Napoleonic codes influenced modern societies in ways that the average bonobo will never know.
Vitu kama innocent before proven guilty
Representation for the accused, abolishing retrospective laws, abolished privileges based on birth, introduced freedom of religion, decree that government jobs must be given to the most qualified ni huyo pygmy ali introduce.