What's the Most Boring Towns You've ever visited

Last week nimepata tender ya kusupply pipes somewhere in Nandi County, a Town called Mosoriot.

Walahi, Marsabit is 10 times better.

Mosoriot is dead, with fugly, black, marathon ladies. Zero beauty, zero haga, zero cleainess, zero everything.

Another thing, is basic things including soda, is expensive. Soda ndogo ilikua 50 bob

Every shop closes at 5:30pm.

Shiieeet. I encounterd a nightmare two days.

Nyeri, no mall or pizza joint

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Nyeri has very fine bitchez.

Ingia Tinder/Instagram ukifika Nyeri. Get a fine biach. Enda na yeye pale FK Resort umkamue pole pole. You won’t hate Nyeri again. Rinse and repeat.

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Ati juu hakuna mall huko nyeri… Dudes hupeleka madem date kwa butchery… Wana kunywa supu na motura… :D:D

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Halafu wanaenda lodge gani? Nyeri ni kama everyone is watching you

:D:D:D:D:D watu wamezoea kugongwa huku nairobi na madate expe wataharibu soko mashambani

Kapsabet has to be the deadest town I have ever visited. Hio time club ilikuwa inasema had very dark ass-less women showing up in gumboots and torn slippers na zile crocs za brown hukaa open shoes.

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Kitale was boring as fuck for me, siwezi Rudi huko!!!

@Kalenjin101 @sani @kalenjinkirdit … ebu mu kuom ivi kiasi. Kuna vile mnamalizwa kisiasa hapa …

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This is very ghey of you.

Si ungesema hata no eateries or rungu washing joint

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Hao ni cross-dressers kina poyoloko na Jimit

The gems in nyeri are in the outskirts of the town

Yala kwa kina Magoha… It’s literally a ghost town… Shop kama zote zishafunga

Kitale

Hio ni uongo bwana ama labda ni zamani za kale. Yala siku hizi watoto wa Adero Akang’o campus wameichangamsha mbaya. Ukiwa hizo maeneo fungulia Tagged ukule soft meat.

Nyamira town today … totally disappointed!

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What’s do special about malls. Nyeri iko sawa. The only towns in kenya which are ahead of others is Nairobi and Mombasa. Other towns are similar.

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Nope. Hujui mashimo vizuri.

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Eldoret.

Tembeeni Masangura, mjishikie wachagga