What would you do........

…if you ever came face to face with a Lion or a Leopard? You are just on a side walk heading home…stack infront of you are two shiny dots as eyes…you take out your torch or smart phone and see it and discover its not your normal doggie…? First things first…you don’t urinate…

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You collapse with dread, or scream for biblical uncle Samson to come to life to deaden the lion.

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who will have stacked them

Play dead and hope for ‘the revenant’ scenario

I’d ask myself what @Jirani would do. Then I would do the complete opposite and live.

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hehehe…

RUN RUN RUN

Wewe chesa Tu. Siku moja utakuwa umetoka inje hapo Reminisce kuchukua simu ya bibi after kumalisa ma uongo na kukata simu uone uko na company inagongesha mkia chini pole pole.

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I BELIEVE @Jirani WOULD FUCKK THE HEADLIGHTS OFF THE CAT DRYFRY

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BANA WABUKUSU HATUNAANGA UOGA AFTER THE CUT KAMA KINA @Tiriitiondo JAKENYA

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mimi nikipatana nayo …kitu ya kwanza usiku siwezi kuwa bila lanye narusha lanye kwa lion natoka unyoyaa :smiley: halafu fast forward nikifika home ni post heka :smiley:

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A lion, being a ‘he’, wouldn’t allow that no matter how strongly our friend feels about that strange fetish of screwing male lions.

The lion would however love him with all the niceness…

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A lion and most cats for that matter don’t just attack any moving thing, they have to “size up” their opponent for a few seconds

Kwa hivyo utachukua mikono juu Kama vile vijana wa gods must be crazy wakistua hyena?

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@Jirani is gay so ataibinja kwa Rasa

Utaoa lini chief?

running makes sense

Ujifanye masai, lions don’t dare morani

Atheismeffi na Lichoti …nawacheki tuu

I would kick its teeth out,I’m the last son of Krypton afterall

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