What will you do when such an animal tries to enter into your house....goshh

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Ill probably find an axe and cut the shit out of that fucking cobra…

Mwanaume hasemangi goshh!!

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Wewe ndio unapangia maneno wanaume watakua wanasema?

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Yenyewe kusema goshh ni umama.

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hhehe waah the largest venomous snake maze

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Mimi na hama hio mtaa, i fear snakes

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Woi hiyo nyumba siwezi ingia mpaka hiyo kitu iuliwe.I fear snakes sana

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Holy shit! Hiyo inaogofya. Kitambo kias nyoka zenye zlikuwa maeneo ya home zliogofya. Out of no where you’d meet a sizeable puff adder under your bed. I fear snakes but I don’t like imagining intercepting one like this in my house, at the moment.

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Hawa ni wale wanasemanga ‘Oh My God!’

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Igwesi situa mimi

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Reminds me of an incident some two or so years back, a certain lady found a snake in her house, however she couldn’t shoot the snake because she didn’t want to fuckup her floor tiles, called some shamba boys to chase it out of the house so that she can shoot it.

Me : i would have shot the snake , every single floor tile in the house within a 10 meter radius of the snake and everything else within that radius just to make sure it was dead dead

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umeamua kukojolea thread yangu boss

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when i was small a snake creeped into the bed i was sleeping and coiled itself there in order to get some warmth

waaah… a very bad tempered snake

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Kuna cuzo wangu alinisimulia siku moja vile alikua anatafuta viatu chini ya bed. Sasa siunajua vile mtu huwa lazy kuinama kuangalia chini ya kitanda? Akaingiza tu mkono akaanza kuguzaguza floor akitafuta viatu. At some point akajipata anaguza kitu slippery, anajaribu kufikiria ni nini yeye huwa nayo yenye iko na smooth slippery texture hivo, anashindwa. Meanwhile bado tu anaipapasa. At some point he got too curious and looked under the bed. Aliniambia ile kuruka aliruka, karibu agonge ceiling board.
Kumbe ni kinyoka kilikua hapo chini kinaenjoy tu kupapaswa.

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talkers from Kitui watupe their experiences

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCKvJVmrmno

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I was fearing to complete reading this message. My cuzo ni stori na kinyoka kikubwa kuhang kwa trusses. Alifungua mlango kikaspit right on her eyes.

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Shyeeet :eek::eek::eek:

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I have literary run out of my own house and I must say that guy has got some balls,where is he shouting at it from.Daaamnn