What Wazees Failed to Tell You

Kuna a few types of women you should NEVER consider marrying.

  1. Single mothers. Hii ni self-explanatory. Use them for entertainment only.

  2. Kungurus. Unajua vizuri dame ni kalewa, amejaza tatoos kwa mwili na ni chimney. Ulimtoa kwa club. What do you expect?

  3. Peasant background. Hii ni issue lazima mtakosana na yeye at some point upende usipende. Her family will convert your house into a lodging. Her parents wanaweza kuja and spend weeks/months in your house robbing you the freedom to enjoy your property bila stress. Atakwambia umsaidie kusomesha her siblings as if ni kazi yako etc etc. Ukitaka shida oa dame ametoka peasant family with many siblings behind her utatii. Utapata kipara ukiwa 25 years kama @uwesmake

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Waiting for point #4. Soma upesi what the Mzee told you

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mmeamua kukandamiza @brownskin namna hii

This is what happens when Tate is locked up. Pilsner boy doesn’t have any new content.

Bana offlate ana content he is repeating some mundane obvious things from vijana wajitume when young nikama watu hufanya kazi wakiwa wazee to now this…this guy adopts characters from online personalities

:D:D:D acheni kumalisa village genius bana. Sameheeni leo bane

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D kijiji namalisaaa mimi

Finniss him:D:D

Sidhani kuna talker atamake mistake ya no. 1 na no. 2. But people ignore that last one foegetting that when you marry a woman, you marry her entire family. Ikiezekana also scan the health of your wife to be’s parents, juu pia hio ni mzigo utadeal nayo as a part of the family.

Mob justice!!! Let chaos rain supreme

Same old shit, just a different day. Now you sound like a broken record.

Nimalisie hio bukusu jinga please
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Muturandom hatuoi. Marriage is for broke men.

MGTOW advising a married man is selling ice to an Eskimo

Si hapo umetoa wanawake wote Kenya?

  1. Over 30, most single women ni masingo matha

2 and 3: most rich kids are liberal kungurus and most God-fearing ladies are from poor backgrounds.

Mi nawaambianga, the only useful advice in life is that life is hard and then you die. These other advices promising ideals if only you do x, y and z ni uwongo tupu. Ata ufanye nini, utakuwa na mashida. Better to just embrace life’s problems and become an expert problem solver

Yenyewe no. 3 ni ukweli

Life is short and it’s full of vanity. There’s no formula for anything in life. Just live your life and exit the stage for others when your time is up.