Nimefanya error kubwa sana. I didn’t put on a condom and now the girl is pregnant. She wants to carry it to term and wants me to wife her up. I am thinking of changing my names and moving to Uganda.
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Arabuko-Sokoke Forest Reserve
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I would apply stoicism in this case. You made a bad choice, it has come back to haunt you. Well, what’s done is done. You cant change the fact that she’s already preggers. Just try and get a good night’s sleep knowing the next 18 years of your life is over. 
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If she is not a Kikuyu, kisii, Nandi or luhya marry her. After all all women are the same after 40yrs.
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I would never wife a kikuyu woman
Would you rather a kisii?
This was legendary
Did you learn Biology while in High school ama kazi ilikuwa tu kurudia chakula
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Ukiskia vizuri sisi tulikua tunatumia kundule. Thats called post nut clarity and it will haunt you till you die
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Niaje, leta hekaya pris
I’m still looking for a better term to describe you, nimeona “useless” is not enough. Hebu nisaidie kutafuta ingine pris
Shida ya luhya ni?
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Meffi, you knew the consequences toka hapa
Ni kuma ya jamii
Otherwise I love their well mellowed puthys
Just accept and become a Dad, you never know.
sasa you have the freedom to eat raw without fear.
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Endelea kula raw sasa ukimwaga ndani now that the damage is done
eeh this should be marked as the solution.