What the modern married woman can teach you

Sex & Relationships
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I have to admit it, single women ain’t got nothing on married women.I have been told I can’t counsel married folk. Well if this is the kind of advice yall need for sure I will be at a loss. Married women are daring and the best actors ever. They don’t let anything slip. They can juggle so much. The courage they have, it’s just unbelievable. @MikeOck and @Simiyu22

1)How to get pregnant for another man and pass it off as your husband’s child.

With DNA tests showing that many kids are not the husband’s kids, you have to hand it to all of the women who have gone to their grave with paternity secrets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVigFtfZtxI

  1. How to cheat on your husband while he’s hustling for your family in a war that can get him killed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yCgajNxBKI

  1. How to paint the town red with other men all night long then tippy toe back home at 5am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZsdov8oazA

  1. How to cheat on your husband with younger men even if practically everyone knows you… and your husband.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDtE5LSWsp4

5)How to cheat on your husband with his best friend. I hear that this is the sweetest type of affair for women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6A6uiGep6Y

Its very true that single celibate people are bitter. What’s not to be bitter about? A person you vowed to love, cherish and honor in front of your family and friends infecting you with HIV, running off with your money or being impregnated by your best friend or impregnating your sister? It’s a jungle out there.

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The question is how can you counsel people on something you don’t believe in? What could you be possibly telling them.

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Its not marriage I have no faith in. It’s men. Modern men. Not the Era of my dad. Huge difference. I counsel even pastors FYI and I have never been a pastor, I counsel addicts, I have never been one, I have asked you enough times why married folk are counseled by priests who are celibate, child free and never marry. They even run parenting workshops. They are packed and parents book months in advance to be educated on parenting by priests who have never had children. You don’t need to be something or even believe in it to give counsel. In swahili they say, mganga hajigangi.