Coz I’m feeling kinda slow today. So this is what happened:
Today I @chalky white, mzito-bigwig-birrionaire all rolled into one, decided to keep the Coca-Cola company afloat by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of soda. Keep holding your breath, this is not the big news I’m referring to.
As I was preparing to consume the contents of the bottle, my attention somewhat turned to the labeling. You know how coke has been shamelessly kissing our asses by printing silly messages on coke bottles (hug me, wagwan, share with kipng’etich etc)? I had somehow grown impervious to the silliness, but today I was forced to really concentrate on the message. Said message was in form of a photo. This mbisha to be exact:
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It is at that moment that I remembered reading about subliminal sexual messages in advertising. I think there was once a thread on this very topic, in this very forum. I can’t seem to locate that thread.
Anyway, look at the photo. It shows a woman’s lips, just about to make contact with a coke bottle. Get it? Lips on coke? Coke inside mouth?
On second thought, maybe it’s nothing.
I’ll now leave you with this video of a thirsty Korean woman begging for coke.
dude, ur intellectualy starved
The first thread was in klost, what sold me to this subliminal thing was that bill board posted there by a user where a guy appears to be getting a hand job. Kile sielewi ni why they went back to using white models, give be lips za @spax on that bottle and I’ll buy two
Even though they are clear about what they sell, none can beat Durex when it comes to ad banners that require you to read between lines.
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Oh kumbe ilikua klost. But I prefer this subliminal stuff to the open trashiness shown by Shell for example.
Hiyo ya Durex sijashika bado
AS DRYFRY CHAIMAN SIJAELEWA BADO CHIEF
ya juu au ya chini?
Wewe ni chairman wa wapi kama hajui Io ya kwanza ni hadi kwa mkia.
:D:D:D:D NIMESHIKA SASA ANKO . NA YA PILI ?
Ya pili ni jamaa ako na mguu ya tatu if you know what I mean.
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Namna this
…ambayo inakaa kama anaconda…
Hii ni ya sacco ya akina @Gay na wanaoitwa shemales! No?
let’s be polite here…just use the euphemism ni ya mkia…
Durex lube >> other side = Anal
Fridge is facing backwards signifying the butt
Feet +extra large penis leaving a trail.
Hence the need for lubricant!!
Kwa wenye hawaelewi just read the caption below the pics…‘Enjoy the other side’, ‘Extra large’. Methinks this pretty explain everthing.
Hiyo ni ad ingine not connected.
Unajua rectum sio kama vagina which lubricates itself.