Doc_Oga
October 18, 2016, 8:48am
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Aki ya nani @Wakanyama akishika @Jirani na hiyo nyundomjinga. :mad::mad::eek::(o_Oo_O:):D:D
Masood
October 19, 2016, 8:05am
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There is a video circulating that shows a man who was caught with another man’s wife being sodomized mercilessly. So worse things could have happened to you.
The next issue is that you can never go to another man’s house to chew his wife. That is very dangerous and wrong.
Giggz
October 22, 2016, 4:32am
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I shingo upande is a very straight forward gentleman.me no beat around the bushes.when I see a girl I like/love,i go straight to the point…
Upande shingo:sasa mrembo?
Mrembo (yellow yellow):pohwa.
Upande shingo:kuna kitu nataka kukushow.
Mrembo:mmmhu…
Upande shingo:nakupenda ,Na ningependa kukutomba.utanipea kuma?
Mrembo: mschiewuuuuuuuuuuu.
I have used that line like a thousand times.it works only on married women and that’s how I got the addiction of slicing people’s wives.not something am proud of but you know a man gotandu what he has tundu to get slices.
Some times after 07 pev I became an expatriate(economic immigrant) I landed a job at SS mehta and sons as a driver,kikikikikiki… they had a virtual monopoly for road construction in the then kiambu district.i was assigned to commandeer a 6×4 Mack left hand drive tipper truck,salary-30k hot as lava.their diesel although dyed blue didn’t prevent me from dimming,shinning and glittering my eyes. I always had a half inch diameter siphoning pipe and a 20ltr mtungi on standby.we made a lot selling fuel,murrum,ballast,red soil etc.
My best friend was mwangangi the store keeper based at SS mehtas dumberi office opposite sasini.through him I managed to get a slicee.we dated sisters married to brothers in the neighboring village.
We had no shame.we could spend the night together at her place.soon the villagers hatched a plan to teach mwangangi and me a lesson.luckily for me my truck broke down in runda and I had to spend the night there.mwangangi was unlucky, the villagers caught him and gave him a choice of either the leg or the small leg.he chose the former.The villagers crushed his left leg’s ankle with a nyundomjinga .
Unlucky guy, i know him personally, he had given me a different hekaya, but niliskia romours.:D:D