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simp mujiinga still talking about true love na kizungu ya hong hong. takataka
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Madishaa!!! Hong Hong Hong Hong 
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I believe mwanaume hueza kujua whenever a lady is just out to exploit him. The “former simp” made a conscious decision to keep on pursuing/buying gifts/paying for attention yet the ladies didn’t reciprocate his affection.
The best advice nishawai pata in this village is - Only make effort towards a woman who shows genuine desire towards you
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onarapo matisha, ONARAPO MATISHA…
tim njiru bado yupo? 
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Tim hukuwa fala toka kitambo. Uzuri amerealize.
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Sema tu @Gaines. Kwani unamuogopa? Ama paragraph ndefu ndefu za useless information ndo hautaki?
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Gaines sio nyanya yako. Ghasia taka taka.
Wadau ndio nimeland
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Simp of the year Award goes to this kneegro
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Wanaume wafupi hua na shida mingi sana…they have to compensate for it in one way or another…
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Niliwaambia a few facts:
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Smashing beautiful women (having a nice menu) costs $. How much you pay (indirectly obviously) is inversely proportional to how much she likes you as a person.
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The easiest way to eliminate women who have no genuine desire for you is to cheap out on the first two dates. You eliminate 99% of gold diggers, hoes, and time wasters that way because they won’t agree to a third date. I would rather get rejected after spending 500 bob on 2 coffees, than after spending 5Gz at Red Ginger. Spending more money wont make her desire you, so what’s the point?
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How else do we prove to females our provision instincts and capability???
He used to host art scene on KTN in the early 00’s
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Hehe, the handwriting looks familiar
Forrowing for @Mikel
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Nimeona kuna receipt za supermarket hapo Kwani alifanyia dame shopping after date?
Hajawahi recover from hizo financial injuries. Bado ana PTSD banae
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Pesa mimi hutumia kwa wanawake ni kidogo sana…the most mimi hununua ni gilbeys na nyama…wakitaka phones and rent watafute fala kama nyinyi
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