What is the longest you have gone without being intimate?

Sex & Relationships
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Nine good months and still counting but getting very desperate now. I cant help stare at every female butt I come across.

Due to small feuds here and there, the better half has refused for the last one year (because I was caught with a concubine) and the mpango annoyed me greatly, so much so I am not sure I will ferk her any sooner or ever. Chasing after a slim office mate but she is also playing rather hard to get. I know there is Karumaindo and apple beez but I am a bit choosy and really fear getting a disease so Ill keep it zipped up a few more weeks then Ill decide!

Some little things in life look simple but they are not that simple all the time:D

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Mimi apana tambua dry spell.Kila siku lazima nikamuwe

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Sixteen long years.
From when I was born till I was in form three I hadn’t encountered sex anywhere.

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Then i think i should receive the accolade; 25 years i survived!

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Had you taken celibacy vows or something?

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@ochithunder , pole bro. The secret is 2wives who know each other so there is no confusion. If one decides to withhold services, then you go to the other.

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Hehe…I can’t recall how it happened but class 3 nlikuwa najua haya maneno. Then nkaquit hadi 4th year in campus

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I have never been intimate in my life. Mimi natakanga tu sex mambo ya intimacy siwezani.

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you are anti social, achana na sijui simulated aircraft carrier and socialise more…possy won’t come to your cockpit at altitude of 18,000 ft.

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Last time i tried kukaa bila papuchi nilipost hapa how i had nightmares, kuharisha , baridi na joto mob at once.I even tried raping a cat(poor cat) Guys hapa advised i was suffering from PSTD (Post-traumatic sex disorder)

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sex is like air…not all that important until when you aint getting some

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:D:D:D:D:D:D I told you…so weird

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in·ti·ma·cy
ˈin(t)əməsē/
noun
an intimate act, especially sexual intercourse.
synonyms: sexual relations, (sexual) intercourse, sex, lovemaking; More

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hapo umenipata. I always associate intimacy with luvy duvy stuff

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hehehe…sikumbuki nilieka kwa thread ya nani but siwezi mimi.

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3 weeks. They were the longest 3 weeks of my life

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Ochi umeniangusha bana,bibi anakataa ONE FULL YEAR na bado unamuita bibi? Anyway the longest was about 6-7 months after the birth of my little man. I was so traumatized I couldn’t even have an erection.

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4mnths

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:D:D:D:D Wapi link ya cat rape hekaya? [SIZE=1]Asking for a friend.[/SIZE]

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27 years but sifiki 30 kabla.

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