This really cracked me up. Sorry @Wakanyama
Spax: Where is this going?
Wakanyama: What do you mean?
Spax: I mean, where is this relationship going? What is the whole point of it?
Wakanyama: Uhm, are you unhappy with things the way they are?
Spax: No, but surely, we can’t just stagnate at this point forever, can we?
Wakanyama: I wouldn’t exactly use the word “stagnate”, it has such an unhygienic connotation, like it’s some sort of a breeding ground for mosquitoes or something. Like this relationship can actually cause malaria.
Spax: Is it possible to have a serious conversation with you at any point?
Wakanyama: Come on, it was a light moment!
Spax: You are talking about mosquitoes while I’m expressing my fears and concerns to you! You are taking this relationship as lightly as you are taking this conversation.
Wakanyama: Goodness, OK, fine, I take back my mosquitoes. What is your fear? Tell me.
Spax: Don’t put it that way, you make it sound like it’s so serious!
Wakanyama: But you have just said that you want me to take it seriously!
Spax: Look, I just don’t want to wake up one day and look back to see that this didn’t amount to much. That I wasted my life.
Wakanyama: Wasted your life? Do you feel like there is a parallel life going on out there that you are missing out on? Look, why can’t we just enjoy this moment now as it is. It is working perfectly. You are happy, aren’t you?
Spax: Yes, but come on, what then? What’s the endpoint?
Wakanyama: I’m confused.
Spax: Look, I’m 36 years, I can’t date my whole life. I need more.
Wakanyama: You are 36? I thought you said you are 30?
Spax: (Withering stare)
Wakanyama: OK, you said you don’t want marriage and kids. That kids will ruin your figure and you can’t live with a man because you love your personal space. Isn’t that what you said when we met?
Spax: I know, but I’m a woman. I’m allowed to change my mind!
Wakanyama: Are you also allowed to move the goalposts too?
Spax: So you don’t want marriage and kids?
Wakanyama: Well, I haven’t thought about it to be honest…uhm, doesn’t mean that it’s not in the cards entirely.
Spax: Look, I don’t mean that I want to get married tomorrow, I just don’t want to waste my life if we aren’t on the same page.
Wakanyama: I honestly don’t see where this is coming from. Is it because your pal, @Supu don is getting married next month?
Spax: This has got nothing to with @Supu don . I don’t want to come across like I want to marry and have children tomorrow!
Wakanyama: Well, if it’s in the future then why are we having this conversation now? Why can’t we have it in future? What is the urgency?
Spax: There is no urgency! You don’t understand what I’m saying.
Wakanyama: I’m trying to make sense of this stagnant zone you refer to… come on now… wait, where are you going? We are still talking… hey, aww come on, come back… I thought you wanted to talk about it… I am taking it as seriously as you want… I haven’t even mentioned the mosquitoes…oh stop acting up and come back…
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