What is that One Thing ... That Turns You Off When U Wanna Lay a Lady

[SledgeHammer]

@Deorro

Aki wewe najua

Unasema hivo aje nikama uko so weak

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

[tombayeye]

mitaro

[denis_young]

@Deorro

wale huomba fare to visit you.

Nilitupa dame mwingine because of this bullshit. Juu alikuwa ametendwa na boi wake ikabidi amee stnadards. Nikamuuliza kama akienda kwa beste yake anawaitishanga fare. She got pissed and started saying that if the guy doesn’t send fare hawezi enda ata kama ni 10 bob. Nilimshow tembea n yesu. I have never spoken to her since.

[chriskiil]

but acheni kula poko na mumuchukue masiah,kila mtu anasema anatoka as if anaenda kubuy makobosto na anapotea meaning si kwa nyumba yako

[Nyarwath]

@thesavage

Halafu kuna dem nilifinya halafu na kesho yake akaniambia lazima tuombe God atu4give. Nikifikiri ni jokes akapiga magoti akainua mikono hapo kwa room akapaaza sauti na kuomba huku akilia kwa sauti yaaani at the top of her lungs! Nilijidunga majumz harakaharaka kijesh nkakimbia nkaenda zangu.

:D:D

[Encore]

Let me see wale nimechorea;-
1.Attitude that stinks-maringo ndogo ndogo
2.Kuna wale hutweng sana wakingoa, wengine huiexergerate tu sana.
3.Too much make up
4.kiherehere mingi hadi kwa iyo biz manze …i mean shuma inarara ndani my friend.shurrup!
5.scantily dressed…uki overdo =turnoff.makes ladies look cheap coz pnc ikihit ni hivyo.done!
6.tabia za ovyo…ati nishikie bag niende loo…akirudi anaipata kwa fence.ulikuja nayo kwa nini in the first place kama ulijua huwezi ingia nayo huko!
7.bad breadth in both openings.
8.groaning instead of moaning ilibidi nimwambie anyamaze. hajai pick call zangu tena
9.uchafu na najua kuna wenye wanaeza time ya p’s …ndingehota
10.lady with baggage keep your exes n crushs memories to yourself

[milvoski]

Of course, pungent odour is a huge drawback. Not to mention the incessant yapping and nitpicking commonly seen in millenials.

[confused_villager]

@thesavage

Halafu kuna dem nilifinya halafu na kesho yake akaniambia lazima tuombe God atu4give. Nikifikiri ni jokes akapiga magoti akainua mikono hapo kwa room akapaaza sauti na kuomba huku akilia kwa sauti yaaani at the top of her lungs! Nilijidunga majumz harakaharaka kijesh nkakimbia nkaenda zangu.

A real heathen :D:D:D:D

[jmoy]

1. Tattoo - some are hidden under cloths in areas you cannot imaging and others have very weird images
2. Smell - though perfumes can hide a smell for a while they never last long
3. Fake accent
4. Fake lifestyle
5. Trash dressing - good women dress maturely; gold is covered and hidden
6. ‘Am a virgin’ - hahahaaa!
7. ‘I have std’
8. Noisy but we are only 2 of us
9. Those who do not know to keep things secret discreet
10. Unclean - lack of taking a bath
11. ‘Borehole’
12. ‘send me fare’
13. ‘Am in periods’ or ‘nanyesha’
14. playing so-hard to get yet you want it too
15. kiherehere

[Nyarwath]

@jmoy

1. Tattoo - some are hidden under cloths in areas you cannot imaging and others have very weird images
2. Smell - though perfumes can hide a smell for a while they never last long
3. Fake accent
4. Fake lifestyle
5. Trash dressing - good women dress maturely; gold is covered and hidden
6. ‘Am a virgin’ - hahahaaa!
7. ‘I have std’
8. Noisy but we are only 2 of us
9. Those who do not know to keep things secret discreet
10. Unclean - lack of taking a bath
11. ‘Borehole’
12. ‘send me fare’
13. ‘Am in periods’ or ‘nanyesha’
14. playing so-hard to get yet you want it too
15. kiherehere

Umesehau the control freaks, they fall in this category

[marine1]

Panty kubwa kama ya @Guru pia huwa nomaree

[siwesclick]

@marine1

Panty kubwa kama ya @Guru pia huwa nomaree

@culture kuja u confirm hii maneno

[moraamee]

@thesavage

Errr…hii list inaweza kuwa long tu sana. Lakini sana ni harufu. Kuna dem anasmell poa mkitembea, wacha atoe kautash atanue kidogo; BAH!!! Bwana WEEEEE! Mpaka kuna siku nilijifanya naenda kuchukua cd kwa gari nikahepa.

hahhahhahhah

[Nikka]

@MarkMarco

Mimi the mention of money najuaga tumeachania hapo (Angoje nimpee, ata kama ni hoe), coz I know my worth inakuaga imeisha ndio maana naitishwa pesa

Kabisa

[Mzee_mzima]

If you look at it from both sides, y’all have the same standards that these women have, but mwanamke akieka zake mnalalamika :meffi:

[StanBenj]

Kuamshwa kama sijamaliza usingizi … sijali hata kama naamshwa na blowjob ama footjob … mwengine alikuwa ananilalia kwa mgongo na kuniuliza maswali sijui baby this

priiiiiz , let a man finish his sleep first !

[lawi]

1. Wale aw position moja, missionary kama gunia
2. Ghel ananuka mdomo, leaves me wondering how her spot smells like

[mututho_wa_kk]

@GoodVibes

Anything financial will ruin my mood. Pia kuma inanuka siwezi ingia.

Tuko pamoja

[Scorp]

Thread full of Bull excretion if you ask me

[kah_tony]

@Mzee mzima

If you look at it from both sides, y’all have the same standards that these women have, but mwanamke akieka zake mnalalamika :meffi:

Karibu kila kitu hapo dame anaweza change and are all very basic necessities a man requires. Ingekuwa ni madame ingekuwa gari, pesa, nyumba etc