What if..

I want to ignore all the conspiracy theories surrounding the invasion of DP’s home by a lone panga-man, and assume this was an assassination attempt on the life of this servant of the people.

I further want to assume that the panga-man succeeded in killing the God-fearing, peace-loving, development-minded man, and robbed the country of a great leader.

Now help me understand how that would have shaped the presidential race which would be 3 months away.

PS: I know that today would have been a public holiday to mourn the fallen hero.

What if…
You keep silent and keep this shit to your fucking self

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stop overthinking elder

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Gashui anakupa advice mzuri sana. Weka akili kwa mfuko.

It came to pass, a lone panga man held his own against an elite force for 18hrs.
Those are the facts.

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The probe sent into space has an estimated shelf life of a thousand million years before it enters another gallaxy that might contain life. By that time the human species will have evolved into a different species altogether and we will just be just a typical early man who was marely learning how to communicate better.

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you must be retarded, like all religious people

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Your query is legit but what should be worrying you are the other 6 fringe presidential candidates who apart from Aukot elicit little interest.
If one of those got popped off there will be no election.

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[ol]
[li]Presidential elections would be postponed, and ouru would win with a landslide[/li][li]RWNBP[/li][li]Siny eyes would see this as a good riddance to a septic wound (without amputating the arm).[/li][li]RWNBP[/li][li]Kalonzo would try to be Ouru’s running mate, and most likely not succeed.[/li][li]RWNBPOROK, NE[/li][li]Gideon Moi would most likely become the running mate for Uhunye, and smile all the way to Deputy State house.[/li][li]RWNEEEBPORK.[/li][li]Your life would continue being miserable.[/li][li]RWNBP.[/li][/ol]

Ngoja! For real?
Shit, thinking how feasible that is…

After reading all the comments associated with the happenings in the last few days, I can confidently state that most of us are just blithering idiots!

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Wazi budah. Btw have you noticed how dark it is today.?

What if you used a fraction of your brain?

Siko within. But UOTP.

Okei…i see. Utavote?

Ofkos.