What if Kenya went to war?

Pale Russia, the army went in first. Then they passed a law for conscripts raising the age from 27 to 30.

If Kenya got invaded, ALL men would have to fight. Women would run as fast as they can to neighboring countries and remarry there. Then they would live happily ever after like Ukrainian women in Western Europe.

If Kenya invaded another country, the armed forces would go in first. Then, all men aged between 18 and 30 would be conscripted just like Russia. If we lose badly, they would raise the conscription age to 40. If we lose badly again we have lost the war because conscripting old guys above 40 wouldn’t move the needle. So, unless you are above 40, you can be conscripted at any time. If you are below 30, you’re fucked because you’d be the first line of defense.

If you are above 40, you are pretty much guaranteed that you will never be forced to fight in a war outside Kenya. If above 30, uko 50/50. Stay informed.

good thing i am not a peasant :rofl: :rofl:… heneway, african wars are forever wars. lets hope it does not come to that. kila militia wil want power

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It seems that the best position is to be rich and above 40.

Why would anyone want to invade Kenya? What do we really have? Vita is expensive.

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The way we love violence we will volunteer majority of us , but I will be busy raping alshababes huko kismayo with niceness as I hold an AK-47 shooting in air as I cum deep inside them , hapana tambua cowards katambe tusonge after all we die once

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Kenya is already at war in Somalia

M2random Tema hayo mate kabisa.

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