I have never:
[ul]
[li]Traveled outside my country[/li][li]Died[/li][li]Been born again[/li][li]I have never liked beetroots or water melons[/li][li]i have never been “I’d take a bullet for her” in love[/li][li]Never wanted to be a girl or woman[/li][li]Never been arrested since I turned 18[/li][li]Never been to any nightclub[/li][li]Never taken alcohol[/li][li]Never smoked a cigar or weed or whatever[/li][li]Never had a tattoo [/li][li]I have never managed to be in two places at once.[/li]
[li]I have never ever gone a week without busting a nut[/li][li]I have never killed anyone. (But lord, temptation is always there!)[/li][li]I have never traveled in a ship.[/li][li]I have never been to a whorehouse.[/li][/ul]
Seems like you have never lived !
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Khasia
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Leokim keti huko
Your life looks boring as fuck
someone point this ninja to karumaindo
I have never had threesome
I have never stopped fantasizing about threesome with my primo English teacher and my financial accounting lecturer
I have never imagined if iam to be given a threesome with twins i would be unable to meet the village threshold
Iam yet to get a lady collegue who despite knowing iam married proposes we have a threesome with the receptionist
I still hope that one day when iam really drunk i would be able to call my dentist for a threesome with the clinical officer who manages the clinic on weekends
Kuna picha ingine ya an ethiopian athelete huwa inanifanya niwish tufanye threesome na venus william
Okwonkwo--------------------------START LIVING YOUR LIFE
My life is not boring, there are countless things to do to make life fun
:rolleyes:
Like wanking. Switching on the bajaj. Which you did not mention in you list…
boss, niko na Kawasaki Ninja… hapan tambua Bajaj
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eaten a midge
3 some i think bucket list imeongezeka
Vipi @ afande pampers, Bado uko? ulisikia hapa ni cell?
I have never died, isn’t that obvious.
Never managed to be in two places at the same time, am I a spirit, jinni or a ghost?
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It isn’t obvious to everyone
[SIZE=6]TAKTAKA [/SIZE][SIZE=1]tembelea tanzania[/SIZE]
sitaki kupata Ebola.
fuccked a cute shemale
fcuked a nun