What harsh truth do you have for the opposite sex?

What?

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Rough kneaders of tits are the worst!

A man loves no woman.

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Dem akianza kukunyima kanyau jua kuna fisi inabomoa sawasawa

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It’s a mixed bag though, I’ve been with women who like it, others who don’t, some are sensitive, others feel nothing…

Dear ladies: looks make up 80% of your attractiveness. No job or fame will compensate for lack of looks in a lady. Deal with it.

A line commonly used by entitled females… Upus!.. A buddy of mine got a ride or die partner… There was a time his life looked mediocre… Jamaa hit rock bottom, had his house locked and had to make plans for his wife to live with his bro, while I gave him my couch to sleep every night… Alitafuta job to no avail… Jamaa akapata works ya kuchapa metal pale gikosh opp mutindwa juakali, niga used to be paid 200 per day… No condition is perm… The niga now has a stable job earning over 150k.and yeah the wife never left.!

This is my point exactly! You heard the words “knead” and “tits” and you failed to notice that the word “nipples” was missing.

Sensitivity in tits is basically 98% nipples. When you’re kneading the whole tit and doing nothing of use with the nipples, you may as well be giving me a ngoto!

I didn’t mention them coz you didn’t, & I think I’d be safe in assuming you’re a woman, which would explain that silly “test” you just gave me, so lemme give you a man’s perspective, seeing as I most probably have more experience with a variety of breasts than you do.
Some women enjoy their nipples pleasured and no kneading of the breast, some women like both, some women just like the kneading and no nipple play coz they feel little to nothing there, some like light touching coz they’re extra sensitive especially when they’re aroused, the combinations are too many, and women don’t come with a sex manual.
Women are different, which brings me to another harsh truth I want to share.

God bless you if you suck while thrusting

Ladies, you can’t expect a man to know how to get you turned on and get you off.
As men, we give clear instructions on how to get us off or just do whatever we need to.
If you choose to lay there silently and have us fumble around not pleasuring you or even hurting you, and you say nothing, that’s your problem, don’t whine later that you didn’t get off.
Na usitudharau, we’re not born knowing what a clit is, how sensitive it is on every woman, whether you get off from vaginal or clitoral stimulation, if you like a thumb up the ass, etc

Communicate or suffer in silence.

Dear girl child: If you do not know how to make yourself orgasm, do not expect boychild to know how to.

:smiley: amen!

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Thirded.

Suck what? Earlobes?