What happens after we all become Village Elders?

What next?

Even in a real life village, not everyone can be given the title of ‘Elder.’ There’s got to be some exclusivity in such a rank/ position.

Maybe we can borrow from the Big 4 Audit Firms, where the typical hierarchy/progression is: Intern → Associate → Senior → Manager → Senior Manager → Director → Partner → CEO

Most people here are stuck at that ‘Manager’ stage and have hit a kijiji ‘ceiling.’

My proposal is, an introduction of the levels ‘Senior Elder,’ & ‘Village Director’ who will have a few, not many admin/moderator privileges e.g. deleting annoying or offending posts/ images, posting images or embedding videos correctly for new villagers, then after that we will have the level ‘Village Partner’ (where the current mods are, with full privileges eg. blocking a member & may include an ACTUAL partnership with actual sharing of profits/ losses… very good for productivity & innovation) and then finally ‘Village Head’ like @admin

Debate/ Further suggestions are most welcome…

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Halafu hizo rank mtu anapataje? Some guys here post a lot of stupid shit na wanapata point tu.

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Depends na malikes. Those who post stupid shit get most likes and in the process wanapandishwa cheo

I think admean introduced that ranking format in a bid to encourage talkers to post more stuff when the site was new. He didn’t plan ahead coz he didn’t think the site will ever get into this stage (Watu walikuwa wamekatalia klist). I think the titles are useless though.

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Village elder should have been a combination of contribution and length of time as a member here eg. a member of 3-5 yrs who contributes regularly. With the current situation someone can be a village elder in a week

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Spoken like 10 elders!

I like this suggestion

Since I got the title elder, Nilipata promotion kazini, bibi akanizalia kijana, malaya wakanipunguzia bei, the list is endless:D:D:D

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niaje unicorn?

i hereby give you the title of the village faggot

The essence of the ‘village’ is exactly that. The village, ushago, we have old people who are elders and guide the villagers and newborns as they grow up.
Eventually age takes over and they DIE. The young ones take over (read villagers, senior villagers, new villagers)
So in virtual reality here, the village elder is the end of the tether. You fade away but depends if you leave a legacy or become another useless partaker (mlevi wa kijiji)

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I don’t agree with you hapo kwa deleting other member’s threads or comments even if it’s on your own thread. It reduces diversity of ideas. The main reason I came to this village is for the craziness and wildness, if I wanted tame and level headed interactions I’d just talk to my friends and worksmates.

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I have never heard neither seen a female village elder in any Afrikan society. So for the pink handles it should end at ‘villager’.

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@ meria mata ,kulienda vipi,mbicha kutoka voi mpaka mombasa na hekaya.

After village elder, we “die” and reincarnate as new villagers. This is my third handle, and it is just about to undergo the ultimate fate.

In short, new villagers are reincarnated elders.

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pia, kama wewe ni so serious with normal life usilete hapa. this is just a fun forum

Now you are talking, I don’t know why people expect us to be all nice and lovey dovey to each other ni kama tuko kwa chama ya wamama.

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What happens in other forums is that members choose their own titles besides the hierachy levels,e.g village mongoose,official broker,private developer etc.that way members don’t have to fill the server with retarded shit just to get promoted…if @admin can give us that privilege the better

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Chunga feminazis wasione hii, unacheza na fire

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