What happened to my good estate BURUBURU? - It now looks like a rats hole

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Poor planning of the city, corruption in the county offices, increased population, influx of unregistered immigrants from neighboring countries settling and putting up shanties and vibandas on every corner of the city has led to many estates deteriorating into informal settlements. They’ll come a time when Nairobi will be one huge overpopulated slum and everyone will be seeking to move to the rural areas. Lakini hii huduma number itakamata the illegal immigrants.

Nigga “paid a visit” to a place he doesn’t even live in and was instantly in people’s business, eavesdropping and criticizing their conversations, perusing people’s households…
Acha umbeya, mind your business, busy body.
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Roho yako chafu ndio maana unakuliwo bibi

Nime cheki hiyo post yako. Hakuna town planning in this country at all. Ukiona vile place ka Rongai, Juja, Ruaka, Kiserian, they are just glorified slums popping up without mwelekeo ya urban planning.

You were either living in South C, Ngumoh or Woodley coz Karen. Muthaiga and Runda guys would ask huko ni wapi

Buru bado ni mtaa fiti, spendi wanaume ujiona ni kama they’re too good for anything. Sasa ukisema Buru ni ghetto na Cayole na Paipu utasema nini. Tombwa, coomerninazako

sasa mnataka wale tulilewa ocha huko ikholamani na kangubiri na ghetos za nyeri na nanyuki tukae kando. Lakini hapo kwa buru imenkumbusha high-school ata nlikua nafikria it’s the best esto in Nai vile hao watoi wa kutoka huko walikua wanajifeel ma “first bodies”.

I got to know about Buru through Dunco the musician tukiwa pale boarding school in the 90s tukiwa class 4.
That is also the time i learnt to differentiate btwn Phase and Face after i wrote a composition citing that i lived in Buruburu Face 4 instead of Buruburu Phase IV.

Kenyans are a strange lot. I bought a unit in Mlolongo, in a gated community where you share walls with your neighbor. I moved to shags in 2015, and by that time some kisii had already built an “extension” , and was packing his broken-down concrete mixer on the roadside outside his house. I shudder to think how that place is now, haven’t been there for years. I have been trying to sell the shit but wife analeta head. It will go to seed.

Order is a very foreign concept to Africans. A gated community needs an iron fisted resident association kama ile ya Runda ama Muthaiga. Ukilegeza kidogo utaona maajabu ya Musa na Pharaoh.

Your body may be free but your mind is still a whiteman’s bitch.

Ata Githurai 45 imekuwa shithole. I miss the good old days za mansions and gated community houses. Kila mtu huko alikuwa na DSTV. Siku hizi ni maplots tu. My once affluent Githurai, what happened to you?

Ata Githu 45. Inakuwa shithole polepole.

Sjasoma hiyo nansens yote lakini it seems like I want us to think umetoka mayolo.
Summer Bunnies.

Ghaseer

Affluent wapi?
Gizurai has been a shithole since the early 90s when Guka @Meria Mata used to sell Radio cassette tapes pale kwa stage. It will probably never change.

Never-ending population explosion + low average IQ = your typical African shithole

Hakuna kitu mpya nasema: only 1 in 6 Kenyans have an IQ of 100, the rest ni vichwa maji

That is why even with widespread cheating, most Kenyans still fail KCPE and KCSE

Only some form of continuous mass IQ testing and subsequent discrimination based on intelligence is going to get us anywhere

Initially the houses were not meant to have individual gates, the moment the estate was populated everybody put up their own gates, you wonder why you need a gate yet the fence ni chain link. Some gates were almost as high as the houses.

Mungu halali I remember nikiwa Oxford junior high school. wasee WA buru walikuwa wakilobby buru iwekwe fence ndio wasitangamane na peasants wa kiambio.

Its getting worse although kuna tarmac roads huko interior