What Grind's Your Gears?

General
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Zangu:

  • Kulipa entrance voucher kwa club halafu mkiingia mnakosa viti kabisa. That’s why I avoid such!!
  • Kuloan mtu pesa halafu unagundua nyang’au hubet. Sahau tu hiyo pesa chief.
  • Kukatia dame msawa akikupea unapata mileage imekaribia infinity. Msee huboeka sanar
  • Wale maumbwa huonyesha mtu parking tao na unaona vizuri. Nachukia watu wa kujipea kazi. Kwanza pale Tribekaa…grrrr!!!
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Mimi:

  • kuwa na mgeni mwenye hajui kujiambia ni time ya kulost
  • kunikanyagia kiatu hata kama zako ni safi
  • kuweka jibaba lizima kama mimi mahali flani nje nikikungoja
    :mad:
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Niee

  • Uninvited guests…hii inauma saaaaaaaaaana esp when I am in Kenya
  • Men refusing to take no for no and insisting
  • Nosy parkers/busybodies especially controlling hypocritical women and there are men riding quite well here. Wanapenda Ugishagi sana
  • Irrelevant people telling me what to do (I won’t do it) aka unsolicited advice
  • Hata sitaenda hapo kwa ku-loan pesa. My benevolence has been wasted kiasi. These days I give roho safi and forget about it
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As for moi:

  • Anyone who cancels out on a plan at the very last minute for no good reason.
  • Wageni wa kujikaribisha. It won’t cost you a limb to send a text in advance y’know.
  • Kamati Ya Roho Mbaya. People who spontaneously get bitter.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdAmogPXcAIajzd.jpg
  • People who blanket their fries with sauce.
  • Entitled millenials whose opinions are pegged to mainstream media and nothing else.
  • Being hungry,in the middle of an event, task, speech, flirt … I deadass zone out and switch my body to autopilot…
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  • Generic females. They have nothing exceptional about them. Just kawaida.
  • Nosy neighbours. They always want to know what you are doing in your house and why you never talk to people.
  • People who don’t keep time. I am extremely punctual and making me wait for you is a no-no.
  • Messy people. Symmetry is an obsession. Having things just laying randomly in the house pisses me off. I love it when things are tidy and clean.
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Time keeping - ticks me off when am on time and a bugger can not be bothered to be on time
Greed - ngai hats sijui niseme
Ujuaji - pretending and putting people down
… I could write a book. Am already pissed off

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-Like above, people who dont keep time. Especially if I am waiting.
-“Lets wait and see” attitude. Everyone has the ability to determine his future. Letting someone else do it for me is a no no.

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For me it’s people who rant on the internet about what pisses them off

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-arseholes who go around looking for people to annoy
-people who jump onto bandwagons without enough information and become the loudest.

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  • Kupata soda /maji warm kwa cooler
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And you ain’t one of them of course?

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  • complainers/whiners especially in this forum and in life, their are people who are habitual complainers, complaining about everything and nothing.
  • opinionated fools.
  • lazy ass civil servants demanding bribes from the public.
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Singomatha kukosa kuja kazini??

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Misuse of apostrophes like that title

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:D:D

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People who are physically fit but still beg
Noise makers in residential areas such pastors and inconsiderate neighbors
Needy people who always seek attention

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Hii bwana tumbiri yenyewe husinya…unaweza walk ama Udrive places zingine mashinani ukichungulia signs za cold drink pahali alafu after hustling for hours unaona kafridge unakimbia teketeke…ole wako io fridge iliwashwa mwisho ww2 ikiendelea

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Nimekupatia like ya noise makers kwanza mapastor wa estate. Cunts.

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  • Dishonest guys
  • People who take advantage of the helpless e.g. Bosses vs juniors, peers vs peers,
  • Those who lenga your call when they your deni ama had promised to do something,
  • gossiping matapakas, get a life!
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-Academic dwarfs
-Doing things ‘fuaaaa’ bila mpango
-Uncultured, primitive behaviors and conduct
-People who don’t keep promises