What do you for a living?

[Koolibah]

ME: Nothing
HER: aiii hukai kufanya nothing
ME: why?
HER: mtu anafanya nothing utajua tu
ME:you need to know the nothing that I do
HER: eeeh ebu nishow hio nothing hata mimi nifanye
ME: sure.niko na strategic plan na some blueprints you need to see ndio uelewe.
HER: Ebu nizione
ME: poa ziko home tutaenda nikushow but let us first talk about you. What do you do?

[system]

@jerrydubiz

That’s the first question every woman seems to ask nowadays, I love it! because that’s when I get to be anything that I have ever wanted to be, I have been a Gynecologist, lingerie designer, Air Force pilot just off from shelling alshababs, MCA just off a Dubai trip to to meet the F1 boss and explore the possibility building a racing track and a bull fighting stadium in our great county of Bungoma, I love watching their eyes light up and the waves of lust that follow

Jamaa hatari huyu.

[system]

@Colombo-Combolo

Eish! mimi siku ulizwa what I do, but sa ya kuchukua nangos(number), nataka ku dial, dem aliona nimechomoa mulika mwizi na keypad zote zimechapa mi ndo najua ku type, she immediately stopped the Nissan that was passing on the road and run into it, ni kama kaliona saitan

:D:D:D:D:D

People can be so fickle at times.

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

kuna moja nilishow l dont have a job…nikakuwa blocked

[fishmonger]

@Muranga

hehe Alikublock afterwards?

sijablockiwa bado…but communication ilikatika

[mkiawakati96]

but all in all she wants to KNOW your boss…then you biggest clients…list goes higher and higher…

[snapdragon]

@fishmonger

sijablockiwa bado…but communication ilikatika

In short u have a all the chances to hit that thing and then u hand over to ua boss.all in all she secures a job in the office of the prezzo.aka fuk her way to the top.

[imei2012]

@Luther12

Enables you to sort the wheat from the chaff, depending on your intentions. I tell them I’m a hustler.

:eek::eek::D:DDoc ata saa zingine unacheza division 2??? Hehe mimi yangu imekua ni student through out my boyish looks help alot

[wakinyonga]

You faces betrays you,bulging veins,red eyes, etc.mimi huwa wanaona ni millionaire, no questions asked

[mona_lisa]

@Randy

with no chills she tells me am not as innocent as i look am a prostitute karibu nianguke na kiti.

The fastest way to get rid of a guy you are not interested in

[system]

@imei2012

:eek::eek::D:DDoc ata saa zingine unacheza division 2??? Hehe mimi yangu imekua ni student through out my boyish looks help alot

Saa zingine inabidi mblo. Once bitten twice shy. :)

[Randy]

@mona_ls post: 349513

The fastest way to get rid of a guy you are not interested in

She was damn serious she was there to be scouted by some of those jungus that frequent that place.

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@Randy

kuna siku nimekatia dame apo kwa io kfc iko apo city hall yaani dame alikua ameiva kuruka… fast forward ikafika io part ya what do you do for a living nikamshow, it was her turn tell me what she does for living…with no chills she tells me am not as innocent as i look am a prostitute karibu nianguke na kiti.

Ugekuwa ushabuy Durex kaka na Lube

[Rlakanau]

@Colombo-Combolo

…ni kama kaliona saitan

:D:D

[MISCHIEF]

@fishmonger

hehehehe…the other day i told dame nafanya kwa office of the president…kumbe anatafuta job…She wanted me to introduce her to Simba 1 himself…[ATTACH=full]31533[/ATTACH] .i had to tell her the truth awachane na mimi…ningekua mtu mbaya ningekula hadi threads ziishe before ajue ukweli.

nkt:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[danji1]

@private_developer

Funny enough these potato farmers usually got more “bank” than blue collar employees

Very true. Wanataka kazi ‘safi’, kwao ukulima ni kazi chafu.

[TopCat]

@Female Perspective

I always say i work for Chase Bank…it gets me dicks everytime!

More info Is needed @Female Perspective priss with details.

[danji1]

@Colombo-Combolo

Eish! mimi siku ulizwa what I do, but sa ya kuchukua nangos(number), nataka ku dial, dem aliona nimechomoa mulika mwizi na keypad zote zimechapa mi ndo najua ku type, she immediately stopped the Nissan that was passing on the road and run into it, ni kama kaliona saitan

Umenimada, haha.

[danji1]

@Female Perspective

I always say i work for Chase Bank…it gets me dicks everytime!

You never cease to amaze! I wonder vile hubby hu-react. Open marriage?

[TopCat]

The problem with telling her the truth is that you won’t know if she likes you for you or your title and money. Mafisilets are many in Nairobi Jameni!