That’s the first question every woman seems to ask nowadays, I love it! because that’s when I get to be anything that I have ever wanted to be, I have been a Gynecologist, lingerie designer, Air Force pilot just off from shelling alshababs, MCA just off a Dubai trip to to meet the F1 boss and explore the possibility building a racing track and a bull fighting stadium in our great county of Bungoma, I love watching their eyes light up and the waves of lust that follow
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Funny. I guess if you tell most of them you’re a potato farmer they’ll run for their lives.
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nimeambia wengi kung’ang’ana tu hapa na pale especially when I feel the question has come too early
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Like we expect you to tell the truth.
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Idiot = Wakameat
Its unfortunate how they crave for a complete guy yet they have having to offer,shes not a virgin.anafanya job kwa salon/boutique .amefanya abortions ka sita.
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I always say i work for Chase Bank…it gets me dicks everytime!
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He he he huhuuuuuu
swimming instructor gets em wet everytime
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hehehehe…the other day i told dame nafanya kwa office of the president…kumbe anatafuta job…She wanted me to introduce her to Simba 1 himself…[ATTACH=full]31533[/ATTACH] .i had to tell her the truth awachane na mimi…ningekua mtu mbaya ningekula hadi threads ziishe before ajue ukweli.
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Funny enough these potato farmers usually got more “bank” than blue collar employees
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kuna siku nimekatia dame apo kwa io kfc iko apo city hall yaani dame alikua ameiva kuruka… fast forward ikafika io part ya what do you do for a living nikamshow, it was her turn tell me what she does for living…with no chills she tells me am not as innocent as i look am a prostitute karibu nianguke na kiti.
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Enables you to sort the wheat from the chaff, depending on your intentions. I tell them I’m a hustler.
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Have always wondered what I do have to do with
anything, ama ndio ticket for a second date? Usually tell them nafanya biz ya mpesa, though hawa madem working class are really the most desperate I have come across, nitaweka hekaya ya hawa tunasoma nao
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hehe Alikublock afterwards?
hivi?
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prostitute
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mi husema ni biscuit designer house of manji
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Mtu wa mjengo…
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Eish! mimi siku ulizwa what I do, but sa ya kuchukua nangos(number), nataka ku dial, dem aliona nimechomoa mulika mwizi na keypad zote zimechapa mi ndo najua ku type, she immediately stopped the Nissan that was passing on the road and run into it, ni kama kaliona saitan
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