What do you do for a living?

General
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Any ideas of a profession or business that invites less questions from nosy strangers at functions??

I am sick and tired of being asked to train bonobos after stating what I actually do as one of my hustles.

If you ever mention anything “online” such as blogging, youtuber, trading, freelancing, dropshipping/e-commerce, you have probably encountered this a million times.

Conversations unfold like this:

Stranger: What do you do for work?

Ktalker: Online Hustle XYZ

Stranger: I am free next weekend. We should link up because I want to learn more about Online Hustle XYZ.

These guys literally think that we conjure money from computers. I can no longer be honest about what I do because if I deal with this bullshiett any longer I will literally lose my mind.

2

I’m jobless due to corona at…kwenyu mnahire…end of convo

3

Vegetables supplier

4

Mimi huwajibu hapa kule. Trying to make end.

5

Banker

6

Kuja inbox tuongee

7

“Do you speak German?” The End.

8

Yala supplier

9

Got tired of pestering and came up with a Project Management ruse.

No one bothers me nowadays

10

I say niko wira ya kutafuta wira
Only works if you are a recent graduate like me.

11

I.T consultant.

12

Na hustle hapa na kule they disappear

13

When people ask you what you do for a living, they are trying to calculate and determine the level of respect you deserve from them…

Always remember that. :smiley:

14

Hehehe brown skin saidia watu banae…

15

Hii mkono ngumu hawezi saidia shiny eye wenzake. Mwingine Hapa @Sambamba mkono kauka very mean people these okuyus

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Quality valuation consultant

17

Am a full time Navy Seal based in Helmand

18

Nyamaza dereva wa mhindi

19

@Sambamba hana kakitu. Nimempima nikaona ni mdomo mingi ako nayo. Ukiskia mtu anasema ako engaged in dozens of money making ventures and he knows everyone jua hio ni maongo tupu.

Wekelea sura yoyote hapa uskie sambamba akisema anamjua. Plus he even claims to be a criminal like Jared Otieno.

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Mwingine ako na mdomo mingi lakini hana kakitu ni @Tom Bayeye Otieno Jebedeyo, fundi ya kukarabati nywele na futhi hapo stage ya Ruaka.