Pererepepe maiyaiya!!! Harusi yake na @mayekeke I have no idea why but that line from a song @wakinyonga would identify with keeps playing in my empty head. But I do hope that harusi ya @mayekeke had the type of biriani @Ebru likes to pretend he can cook when he ventures into the kitchen to dump dirty dishes into the sink. Someone talked of a KTalk wedding the last few days. And I thought,what ferkery was that? I imagine a marriage made in KTalk. Terms like DFHKS being bandied around as normally as how are you. May it come to pass for I know I will not get an invite. @Algernon and @Nefertities have the pleasure of inviting you to their upcoming nuptials. The card would be pink panther pink as designed by @KTalkvilleWeekly design department. Ha! Ha!
Hi my name is Scumbag. Leo nimewatembelea kuwaletea offer ya products zetu tunaziuza kwa bei nafuu. And I get a greenish packaged perfume. It has all the hallmarks of wrongly declared goods enroute to S.S. In the meantime,I am on the look out for those emerald green clad county askaris. I have no hawking licence.
Like those clamouring for the return of one @Wakanyama Only the newest of new villagers would not know that multihandling has been a blessing to those who have been equatored and those who will be equatored. Uwesmakeki oh sorry, @uwesmake can testify to that under oath. That’s how democracy works. Close the door and I will use the window. Though I tend to think that the democracy exists not in KTalk. What exists in KTalk is fear. Fear by the @admin and staff members that talkers will desert the village paths leading to the death of the village. How else would @Atheismo call admin a dolt. Imagine. A dolt. That like me telling you enda ukafirwe shoga hii. And @Atheismo is still around. Not equatored yet. He threaatened to expose sistake admin. Maybe he knows what sistake admin does in her free time… The rest of us can only guess what she doea and hope to have that kind of hold on makende ya @admin
Duru zasema trafficking has reached new levels. Chips are being used to keep track mules. But the money is good. I am looking for the lords of impunity. Nataka pesa.
But again,what do the people at the sports betting know that you don’t? I have heard enough addicts complain about the Barcelona game. What happened? Ask me another. Mi najua tu Kane extra ni dark rum na KC ni white rum. But that requires no analysis of performance before hand. Just after a few sips can one analyze the merits of muratina and untaxed moonwalker and Kariobangi made liquor. The one the asks you about your vice. I have none. Smoking is no vice. It depends on what is being smoked.
@Guru is your offer to cook head of sheep and leg of sheep still standing. And if it still is,would you please include the sheep’s makagary? I hear they improve production of njotis. And how would I get to sample your culinary exploits. You being so far away from me in this world of internet. Hata sitaki kujua. @Meria Mata might just decide swimming across the creek is easier that crossing the bridge. And faster. As he comes for my neck and the esophagus therein. To ensure it swallows not your culinary delights.
And it goes on and on and on and on…
Inaonekana hiyo head on corrishon yako na nduthi imefanya short circuit kwa kichwa