What are the small things that annoy you in life?

Yes we should all show gratitude but there are always those pet peeves, not talking about getting fired from your job or your gf dumping you but the little things like the waiter serving you cold food and ruining a perfect day

The one thing that consistently annoys me is that nikienda kwa duka alafu nimpatie coins ya 50 Bob ninunue let’s say bamba ya fifty the shopkeeper always asks “unataka ya fifty?” of course I fucking want ya fifty kwanini nikupatie change ya fifty Bob alafu ni buy ya mbao? It happens in every goddamn store!

I get so annoyed by Mpesa agents who ask how much you want to withdraw and then go like ‘sina float’. Like damn, could’ve saved my time if you said that earlier.

guy whom you give way kwa barabara then they crawl. shiet!!

Kuomba dame vitu anakunyima

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Guys who persistently nag me for vitu when I have made it clear ISSANO. People who ask me for money, I give/lend and they never pay back…ahhh and these lot GOSSIPERS:mad:Male or female…TURN OFF!

kupea malanye namba nikiwa mlevi alafu zinashinda zikinipigia. bish i was not serious, i just wanted to touch some boobies

The guy who sits next to me slurping his tea… I think it’s a problem brought about by his love for hard spirits, so midomo Nikama huwa haina sensors… It always gets me , quit office tea kabisaaaa

People who intentionally talk too loudly on the phone. “Ah yes mheshimiwa!”

People who chew loudly, especially with open mouths. Damn it, it gnaws my nerves.

People with no concept of personal space. Yaani, their body has to touch yours even when it can be avoided

Bitches who show up to your crib un announced. Fuck them. Sometimes you need some piece of mind!!

especially kwa queue. spare me!

News ikianza then bibi anaanza story za siku vile ilikuwa .

Nikicheza FIFA kwa ps4 on my Sony 60’ 3D TV then MTU anapita mbele ya TV bila warning .

i hate it when men part their legs when seated next to you , it’s scientific name is called “man-spreading” … U spread ur ur legs hata mimi naspread mpaka we all look funny & awkward for anybody watching … noogle !

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Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

bora MTU ako na kuma (non relation above 16 years below 45 years akikuja kwako yafaa uanze prayer and fasting ya kushukuru mungu

Someone spoke so loudly in a Mathree about my Dad’s funeral, she was claiming entitlement. Wengine walisikia and fikishad the message to us. Hakuna ng’ooooooooooooo

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Mwanaume akae vile anakaaa unaangalia thighs za mwanaume ya nini

Mimi ni wale wasee hushuta kwa corridor imaacha harufu ya mochari.

Broke women who say they can’t date a broke nigga. Afadhali dem akona pesa aseme hivyo.

Women who only call asking for a ‘favour’. Kabla ata uchukue simu unajua chenye anataka.

Mtu kujaza WhatsApp status na motivational quotes kila wakati.

Wale madem huenda club wanaanza kuchukua video za Snapchat/Instagram stories ya mzinga hawajanunua kama wamewasha cam light.

Ama unapatia dem lift kwa gari anaanza kuchukua picha kila wakati ni kama ni mara yake ya kwanza kupanda gari sio matatu.

Yes I hate that as well especially when I play fifa on my underground cinama compound next to my playboy mansion located in Wakanda