What a bad ending to a beautiful night

After going for almost a month without going clubbing, I decided to venture out to the dubai nightlife.

At the club I meet this very sexy black skin girl. Decided to vibe her akaingiana box yangu. To my delight she is a luo girl with some fine ass and a slim body just the way I like them.

We take a couple of drinks, with me doing the buying and drinking while she only did the drinking. I convinced her to go with me to the other side of town where I pack and she being kind a new in the gulf finally agrees. We get into a taxi and I inform the driver of our intended destination.

Somewhere along the way nko ma preheating, namdara mdogo mdogo, getting her ready for the big ferk kidogo ma hiccup. Before I know it the girl throws up messing me from my face down to the pants and the entire back seat. The panthre driver curses and stops the car. Am seriously mad but decide to play it cool while planing my big escape. I tell the panthre tusonge hapo mbele kidogo ndo base then I can arrange for the car to be cleaned off the mess.

Yeye kuingia box I told him just wait for me here I’ll be back with some water and rags to clean the car. And just to get him to trust me, I pay him and go round the corner leaving him with the gal. Mimi huyo nikakula kona and boarded another taxi home leaving the two wajisort.

I guess they might have waited till sunrise before they realized kush alikuwa ametokomea gizani. Mambo ya madem na tamaa ya phombe wacha ikae.

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Hehehe…you thought umeangukia I can only imagine you reaction…[ATTACH=full]29440[/ATTACH]

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Thought Kenyans for Kenyans exist beyond borders. what if she didn’t have any money for taxi and you brought her to your route . It’s unfair Kanono

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sometimes si tamaa. it could be illness, including anxiety…

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One thing mi hujua, despite mimi kuwa mnono, hii unono yako huwa dhambi

ju ona sasa vitu inakufanya ufanye

yaani ulitaka kufanya dame then ukamfanya akili …ukamfuck up?

nikiend up hell moja na wewe, nazusha

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Wewe unaacha mtoto wa wenyewe kwenye shida ilhali Ni wewe uliyemteka, ukamnunulia vinywaji kiholela, alafu unaanza kumbusu Na mdomo inanuka sewage.

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…na mkojo wa ngamia za mzee abdul…

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:D:D:D:D:D:D

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:D:D:D

sema tu ulimfinya tumbo na ukanono hadi akapuke

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@kush yule mnono,hapo uliangusha Sacco,yaani unadhani umetoka Team nduthi kumbe wapi.ungesort hiyo issue kidogo ya matapiko halafu upeleke nyako kejani aoge alale halafu ngware unamkula kama njugu

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guy let DF material go like that…laaame

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Thought there’s no alcohol in Arabic countries :):slight_smile:

You should have been a gentleman and helped her out, maybe she even blacked out after you left and abdalla took advantage of her and DFHKMBLNKN her

Don’t fool yourself mujamaa. Kama umejaribu kuzusha hapa ukapigwa ma equator, huko hell ndo utawezana?

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Kwani mi nakaa pipa ya takataka ya kutapikiwa. Pana tambua upuus

Hapa ni kama freeworld. For the other emirates haram is the key word

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Pole MOMO 1. The fact that she was in that club is an indication that she got some cash of her own, ni muhimu kukunyua kiasi chako. Ni hayo tu

mbona watu wote huwa uarabuni wanapenda ku.address mtu eti, ‘mujamaa’

inafeel wierd

Ni ka @kush yule mnono kunihandshake with a wet sloppy hand
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Liberal Islam! Or perhaps waking up to modernity. Liberal is the way to go!